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		<title>Music That Makes Me Instantly Happy</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/music/music-that-makes-me-instantly-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ironically I listen to old music to make myself feel better about being old]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[My classic rock bias comes to the fore]]></category>
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You know those mornings where you wake up and the sun is shining, the birds are singing, everyone walks with a spring in their step and a smile, and you would STILL punch a girl scout in the throat if she tried to sell you some cookies?

Some days you can’t help it, no matter what the day is shaping up like, you are in a bad mood. You just want to scream at everyone, be belligerent to people, and call them idiots if they don’t agree with every little thing you say. If you are not Bill O’Reilly, who makes a living out of being a complete and utter jack ass this is generally considered unacceptable behavior. So what can you do?]]></description>
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		<title>University Protest Conundrum</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/university-protest-conundrum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 06:18:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently, the provincial government announced plans to increase university tuitions by 1.5%.
I am a Canadian, and in a medium-expensive program so 1.5% of my total annual tuition is $90.
Appalled by the government&#8217;s fascistic money-grab, Our Student&#8217;s Union recommended all of us students take a weekend out of our lives, go away from homework and theses, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Motivation</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/office-motivation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/office-motivation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Motivations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ellie Kemper]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Reasons Why I married a cute redhead are becoming abundantly clear to me everyday]]></category>

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		<title>How I know &#8220;The Secret&#8221; is Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/books/how-i-know-the-secret-is-bullshit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/books/how-i-know-the-secret-is-bullshit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Books]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Crushes from the 80's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I will never understand why people are so willfully dumb]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/Secret.jpg" title="Secret" class="alignnone" width="396" height="500" />

Some people I know who are into spiritualism, which is the practice of inexplicably believing anything you are  told by some jackass who wrote a book, swear by "The Secret" The central idea, I'm told, is that if you think of something hard enough, and want it enough, it will in fact happen.]]></description>
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		<title>Magic: The Gathering&#8230;The Correctness Expansion</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering-the-correctness-expansion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering-the-correctness-expansion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Exciting news gamers! We have a sneak preview of the upcoming MTG Correctness expansion pack! Now you can create entire decks of Correctness to amaze and dazzle your friends with. ]]></description>
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		<title>Goodnight, Hobo.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/goodnight-hobo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 02:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<title>If John Krasinsky DOES play Captain America</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/if-john-krasinsky-does-play-captain-america/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/if-john-krasinsky-does-play-captain-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[If you think this is bad you should see who ELSE is up for the part]]></category>
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The rumor recently broke that John Krasinski of the Office is on a short list to play Cap in the upcoming Captain America movie. I never really thought of him as the type. I’m guessing they will have to make a few script changes.  Changes like this, for instance.]]></description>
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		<title>Victoria&#8217;s Trip to Rapture</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/victorias-trip-to-rapture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/victorias-trip-to-rapture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Correctness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Big Daddy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BioShock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest Correspondent]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rapture...the made up city not the biblical thing where Mimi Rogers gives up sex for religion and boo to that I say]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/bioshock-on-dvd-1260.jpg" title="BD2" class="alignnone" width="320" height="200" />


<em><strong>Would you kindly </strong>read this column by Correctness Guest Correspondent Victoria Banner</em>

So I am playing tons of Bioshock as of lately, not Bioshock 2 but Bioshock the original Game of the Year for the year of 2008. I am playing Bioshock because I am that special kind of magical broke you get when you are a student AND you work at Jubilations once a week for peanuts....yep that special magical type of broke. I am also playing Bioshock because I never beat it when I first rented it, *GASP* say you? I know crazy shit....but Bioshock scares the ever loving crap out of me. ]]></description>
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		<title>Supervillain Smackdown: Weigh in</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/supervillain-smackdown-weigh-in/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/supervillain-smackdown-weigh-in/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 04:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Correctness is pleased to anounce that we will soon be starting our much anticipated Supervillian Smackdown.

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/supervillains.jpg" title="Bad guys!" class="alignnone" width="595" height="325" />

You don't have to be smart to realize that we don't know as much , in terms of canon, about supervillains as we do about superheroes. For example, Batman is in almost every issue of Batman, but the Joker is in every second one or so, or lately, whenever DC needs to have an engaging story.]]></description>
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		<title>This is just to say (For William Carlos Williams)</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/this-is-just-to-say-for-william-carlos-williams/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/this-is-just-to-say-for-william-carlos-williams/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fot the greatest poet of all time, William Carlos Williams.

This is just to say:

I have responded

on facebook

to your note]]></description>
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