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http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/suck-our-new-look-and-attitude/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/suck-our-new-look-and-attitude/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 01:31:10 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6622 Jerksicles:   How do you like our new look, suckbuggies? Are you sucking about towne in your suckbuggy thinking "Holy Nutmothers! This new look is badass!" Well, you can park your suckbuggy on 'Nad Valley Road and Taint boulevard, because our new look is so in your face, it's a moisturizer! Made of poop! That's a poopsturizer, you grape-enablers. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/suck-our-new-look-and-attitude/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/last-resort/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/last-resort/#comments Tue, 15 May 2012 22:18:43 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6577 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/last-resort/feed/ 5 http://www.thecorrectness.com/history-2/classic-jokes-ruined/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/history-2/classic-jokes-ruined/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 22:35:12 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6524 RobbieRobTown has been hard at work trying to bring the funny back to The Correctness. Was he successful? No. Here's the video of the attempt. Classic Jokes Ruined! ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/history-2/classic-jokes-ruined/feed/ 5 http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/revolution-trailers-and-jj/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/revolution-trailers-and-jj/#comments Mon, 14 May 2012 15:40:34 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6562 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/revolution-trailers-and-jj/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/avengers-review-admin-rock/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/avengers-review-admin-rock/#comments Sun, 06 May 2012 05:21:46 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6559 Admin_Rock here. I had the pleasure of joining RobbieRobTown to see The Avengers on Friday night, and then again today with Mrs. Admin_Rock and Admin_Jr. My first piece of advise is that this film, while loaded with action and humor, is best the first time. Read More....]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/avengers-review-admin-rock/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/lego/missing-expo-and-avengers/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/lego/missing-expo-and-avengers/#comments Tue, 01 May 2012 22:01:21 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6548 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/lego/missing-expo-and-avengers/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/shameless-self-promotion/jayne/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/shameless-self-promotion/jayne/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:47:28 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6544 You can see a bunch of them here. I had a blast, and things went really well. So well, in fact, that I decided to upgrade to a full booth this year. When I looked through the line-up of guests booked, I wondered which of them I should make a mosaic of. Making mosaics takes a long time, and the subject has to be something interesting. I decided on a mosaic of Adam Baldwin as Jayne Cobb from "Firefly". Always loved that show, and Adam was great on it. And so it was. I tweeted a picture of it to Adam Baldwin today, and he seems to like it. I'm looking forward to meeting up with him at Calgary Expo and getting it signed. If you're at the expo, drop by the booth and say hi. (Booth 1000, near the guest signing area). Remember that I do custom portraits etc. drop me a line and we'll sort it all out. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/shameless-self-promotion/jayne/feed/ 4 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/chicken-soup-for-the-soup-a-nostalgickish-fatherson-parable/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/chicken-soup-for-the-soup-a-nostalgickish-fatherson-parable/#comments Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:36:35 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6531   When I was a young boy, my father was always giving well timed and meaningful advice. When I was first learning to ride my bike, he turned to me and said "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear", and I knew that he meant if I wanted to be a mermaid when I grew up it would be okay with him. On another occasion, as I was dealing with a bully, he leaned down and whispered in my ear "Do you think you could take your old man in a drinking contest?" and I knew that he meant I should follow a path of non-violent resistance.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/chicken-soup-for-the-soup-a-nostalgickish-fatherson-parable/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-art-of-timing/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-art-of-timing/#comments Mon, 19 Mar 2012 15:27:01 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6518 Last week, we posted an episode review from a show from the future. As the primary author, I had written the bulk of it, and then asked RobbieRobTown to have a look at it, to see if he had any insight or notes. The article was mostly my effort to recreate that feeling you get when you see people obsessively carrying on about something you're completely unfamiliar with. In the midst of the article, I decided to add one specific outright joke.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-art-of-timing/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/episode-review-translocution-s05e11solace/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/episode-review-translocution-s05e11solace/#comments Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:09:57 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6496 Things opened up with the long awaited meeting between Jake and Kelsie. Kelsie was still in possession of the stolen blueprints, and Jake pressed her for their whereabouts. Kelsie wasn't giving anything up, especially with Jake's imminent departure for the Omicron system. Things got heated, and Jake threatened to get the plans at any cost. We know from last season that Jake won't hesitate to use the mind-control parasites he found, so I think this is heading in an awesome direction, for Jake at least. Read more...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/episode-review-translocution-s05e11solace/feed/ 3