The Underage Conundrum

Posted By on Jul 13, 2009 | 2 comments

Approach the Object of your desire and tunelessly state. “Hey, hey, you you”

If she responds with “Get off of my Cloud” she is old enough to date, and also a Stones fan which is a plus.

If she responds with “I don’t like your girlfriend”, she is not only underage, but also an Avril fan. Walk away immediately

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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