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The Underage Conundrum

Approach the Object of your desire and tunelessly state. “Hey, hey, you you”

If she responds with “Get off of my Cloud” she is old enough to date, and also a Stones fan which is a plus.

If she responds with “I don’t like your girlfriend”, she is not only underage, but also an Avril fan. Walk away immediately

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2 Responses to “The Underage Conundrum”

  1. avatar RobbieRobTown says:

    There is a similar test to determine whether or not someone has only a little taste, or no taste at all. say aloud “Alright Stop”.

    If they respond “Hammer time” they are awful.
    If they respond “Collaborate and listen” they are worse, but not by much.

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  2. avatar Karl says:

    Well done sir.

    I am so stealing this ummm linking to this on my blog.

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