Tbinns Interviews Katy Perry

This article is a follow up to one that was written one year Ago today…

ME: Hey everyone, Thanks for joining me today as I interview international Pop Superstar Katy Perry, Katy thanks for stopping by.

KATY: You are welcome, Tony thanks for having me.

ME: So congratulations are in order, you just tied Michael Jackson for the number of hit singles off of on album. That is a huge accomplishment. What do you think has been the secret to your success thus far?

KATY: I’ve asked myself that question before…and I realized that the secret to my success was right in front of me the whole time. There are two huge reasons why I hit that milestone.

ME: So you are saying the secret to your success is…?

KATY: Tits.

ME: I see.Thank you for your honesty.

KATY: No problem. They’re nice huh? I totally caught you looking….

ME: I may have glanced…er briefly…

KATY:It must have been a Metric glance because it was easily a minute and a half there. In the Imperial system that’s called staring.

ME: Oh, uh.. sorry.

KATY: No no don’t worry, I’m under no illusions. I named the left one “Bread” and the right one “Butter”

ME: so when will your new cd be on the rack… ER… I MEAN TOP SHELF!! …TITTIES! OH GODDAMMIT!!! Sorry about that.

KATY: Don’t worry about it.

ME: So what will the new album be called?

KATY: Enormous Cans.

ME: I think we’re done here.

KATY: First single is called “Motorboat.”

ME: Goodbye Katy

KATY: Bye Bye.

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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