It started like any other day in Metropolis. People were commuting to work, going about their daily lives, being blase about an invulnerable man who can fly, numb from the number of times their city had been threatened by giant somethings from space. When suddenly a giant tear in the fabric of the universe! Very few even looked up from their coffee, a pervasive “Ehhh…whatever, Superman will take care of it” attitude having taken hold of a populace weary of wonders.
When the giant saucer arrived, there were some perfunctory screams… you know, for the sake of form. When the giant infant piloting the craft began his drooling destruction of the city, The Mayor shrugged and made a phone call…
To the Justice league!!!
Superman flies straight in for the direct attack
He is crushed by Giant Baby and his own hubris
“This is worse than Doomsday” he mutters. Meanwhile The citizens of Metropolis gather around water oolers to discuss Metropolis Idol
The Man of Steel is down for the count
Next up, the Green Lantern takes his shot
Too much yellow matter in the diaper… the ring is Useless!
Neither willpower nor box office can save him now
He has been been “Paralaxed”
Off goes the Flash!
He attempts to create a vortex to send the infant back where it came from
But he gets too close!
Not fast enough Flash!
Your ass has been rebooted.
Here comes Wonder Wom…oh. Crap.
Invisable Jet Down!!!
No amount of Yoga is going to make that not hurt.
and with one swift motion…
He does to her what ABC did to her new TV show.
But wait…look behind you Giant Infant!!!
Batman’s well placed distraction is working!!! The trap is about to be sprung!
Batman lands the drop kick…the baby is furious!!!
But Batman has no powers…
and an angry baby is worse than ten angry Bane’s
“You are next Avengers!!!!” he screams
“Do you Hear me? YOU ARE NEXT!!!!”
“Spider senses tingling…oh shit!”
Tbinns Junior is Victorious. Metropolis is destroyed. Part of them are relieved. Stay tuned…coming soon, Tbinns Junior takes on…THE AVENGERS!