This week: An All X-Men battle as Kitty Pryde takes on Storm
Let’s get it on like a freshly loaded bong. Rules are here. The bracket is here.
Admin_Rock
Listen, I don’t want to come off as a whiner here, but let’s be honest here: The other members of The Correctness are pretty much gonna give this to Kitty Pryde because of this ridiculous “Can’t hit what you can’t touch” nonsense. I’ve spent time in the past showing the various ways in which Kitty can be beaten, but I’m not sure either Tbinns has actually read a comic book in the last 5-10 years, and RobbieRobTown is still jacking it to the picture at the top.
But…. I don’t see any way Kitty can win this fight. Storm is 20 times to warrior that Kitty is. Also, she can fly. And electrocute things!!!! But, Admin_Rock, you say, YOU CAN’T HIT WHAT YOU CAN’T TOUCH!!!!! Ah, but in order for Kitty to get close to Storm mid-flight, she’d have to walk on air. And when she does that, BAM! she’s vulnerable to Storm’s wind attacks.
So…. I give this to Storm.
RobbieRobTown
Tbinns
Okay, so posted my portion of this article on March 31, about 3.5 months ago. I asked the other two to post theirs, waited, asked again, even shamed them a little bit. Nothing. So, fuck ’em, I say. I declare Storm the winner of this round, and she moves on to the final.
WINNER: STORM
NEXT TIME on the Super Heroine Smackdown: The FINAL! Wonder Woman vs Storm for all the marbles. (Eggs?)
