If The Correctness made a movie where Anne Hathaway was under some kind of magic spell where she had to do whatever you told her…It would have gone a lot differently.
oh, so very differently.
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I would agree with you, had not the person doing the controling been Carey Elwes. He was the Dread Pirate Roberts. He can make Anne Hathaway do anything he wants.
As part of our continuing service to you, The Correct, we continually find things for you to be in favour of. In our crazy, fast paced, webmanic society, it's easy to miss something. Our "A Case For" series presents something (a TV show, film, Book, Band etc) that might deserve a look.
Our first installment "A Case For: Farscape" was presented by one of our regular readers, and we encourage that sort of behaviour. If you have something you'd like to make a case for, write it up and send it to us at admin@thecorrectness.com . See the end of the article for more info.
This week, we bring you A Case For Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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(The following is a true account of Correctness correspondent TBinns and his bride on their honeymoon as they tackle the Met in New York City. Between this and his recent Shakespeare post, we feel he is steering toward real culture instead of pop culture. The Correctness has taken him aside and spoken very sternly to him, and he assured us that he is still working on his 100 page thesis on why Transformers should not have testicles.)
Dear Generation Y, or more specficially, those of you who work the drive-thru window:
Shut the f#%k up. Seriously. Ask me what I want, and then, here's the tricky part: SHUT. THE. F#%K. UP. Wait, and actually listen while I tell you what I want to order.
I know you're all special, and unique, and a pretty snowflake, and beautiful in every single way, but neither of us is getting anywhere faster if you keep interrupting me...
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Time for some Superteam Smackdown, live from the The Correctness's new Herodome, located in sunny downtown Newville. The tailgates are up, the beer is cold, the snacks are carby, it's time for some smackdown! We have 8 classic superhero teams fighting it out to see who can claim the title.
This week It's the Final! The Mighty Avengers vs. The X-men. Two titans of of the superteam genre, more titanic even than the Thunderbolts, who suck a bunch.
The fight is on!
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This is what The Correctness is all about: Absolute, unequivocal correctness.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
I would agree with you, had not the person doing the controling been Carey Elwes. He was the Dread Pirate Roberts. He can make Anne Hathaway do anything he wants.
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