Reader’s Choice: The Best of The Correctness Year One
A few weeks back, we asked you, minions denizens people at work with seriously nothing better to do oh faithful readers, to chime in and let us know which articles were your favorites. You remember: It was this article.
Well, to our continued amazement, you responded. Here then, are your top three favorite Correctness Articles from Year One. (Capitalized to be all Frank Miller cool.)
Coming in at number 3:
Our thorough examination of Ke$ha’s Tik Tok
Your second place article:
The seventh chapter of the SuperHero Smackdown
And the most asked for article:
The poll results:
Favorite Year One Correctness Article?
- Nerd's Letter to Penthouse (26%, 12 Votes)
- Smackdown: Cap vs Wonder Woman (23%, 11 Votes)
- The Stylistic ...Meaning and Intent: Ke$ha's Tik Tok (23%, 11 Votes)
- 7 Things You Should Already Know About Flying Cars (15%, 7 Votes)
- The Correctness Explains (13%, 6 Votes)
- Travel Guide to Middle Earth (13%, 6 Votes)
- Correctness Book Club (13%, 6 Votes)
- Magic The Gathering Expansion Set (9%, 4 Votes)
- Hamlet's Daytimer (6%, 3 Votes)
- Goodnight Hobo (4%, 2 Votes)
- Emergency Car Repair (4%, 2 Votes)
- Gerald and the Sea (2%, 1 Votes)
Total Voters: 47
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Here is a fact: I STILL think a fight between WW and Cap is so immensely dull that my response to such an article now would be to write drooling onomatopoeia, a la Lynn Johnston:
LUuuuuuurrrrrrhhhhhh….
GLaaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh…..
UUuuuuuuunnnhhhh….
DULL!
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
so few comments. are people so afraid of the comment stormtroopers that are now on patrol? i for one am not! cap. vs. wonder woman sucked, sucked, sucked. i havent read so much suck since the operating instructions for a 10gal shop vac. (insert 9th grade comic insults here)
1/4 20(Quote) (Reply)
I suspect Cap v WW took 2nd place due to its epic comments thread. We have the birth of RobbieRobTown’s nickname, we have accusations of “phoning it in”, we have fanboys being all butthurt about the outcome. Who could ask for more?
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)
I wonder if part of the reason for the most-voted for is because the majority of your website has a male following.
I didn’t mind ‘A Nerd’s Letter to Penthouse’ and although I followed some of the SmackDown stuff for a while, I eventually lost interest… Just not into superheros/super villains as much I guess… Don’t have a clue where Ke$ha’s Tik Tok came up, must have missed that one…
Goodnight Hobo, Emergency Car Repair, Magic The Gathering Expansion Set, The Correctness Explains and Correctness Book Club WOULD have been on my list if I was allowed to vote for more, but who knew…
Holly(Quote) (Reply)