Not every time, not even most times, but today, it was I who farted in the elevator.
I took it down to the lobby, I waited, I farted, I got out, and I laughed as you all rode up to the tenth floor in my lingering stenchcloud of bowelhate. All seven of you, in my deep sea of reek.
The Correctness on Sports:
Contrary to popular belief, we here at The Correctness are huge sports fans. Because of our unerring expertise, we are frequently bombarded with sports related questions. How does one pole vault one’s shotput? Is Hachidan Kiritsu illegal in Anbo Jitsu, just as Will Riker claims it is? What are the consequences of a ground rule double in quidditch?
A quick note to wish everyone a happy new year, and to send Tbinns and Mrs Tbinns our warmest wishes on the arrival of their first child, Baby boy Tbinns. Rest up Tbinnses. The rest of you, click on the Amazon link and buy things so lil’ Tbinns can have shoes and a lightsaber when [...]
(Note: This is a partial repost of the original). The recent passing of Peter Graves has, like many of our readers I’m sure, brought up fond memories of the movie Airplane, and of course how great he was in that movie It occurs to me that as much as they may TRY and replicate it, [...]