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Starting Monday, The Correctness will bring you 7 days of brief posts on how much I hate Valentine’s day.
Look forward to such comments as “Commercialism aside, Valentine’s Day also sucks because love does not exist”.
Zing! Pow! Stay Tuned!
Now I’m confused. I thought you would love Valentine’s day in spite of the fact that love doesn’t exist….
Never mind.
What if I took you and your Mopey ass on a Date? Would it still suck?