Open Letter to Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins
Dear Morrigan,
You are a Grade A Bitch.
Every time I try and pick up an item you stand too close and I end up talking to you when I have other things to do. You complain when I ask you to do anything. You give me bad advice. You are arrogant and snide and I have to put up with it because you are apparently the only mage I’m going to get.
You disapprove of everything I do, and give me morale minuses up the ying yang unless I shower you with gifts. I actually told you you were a bitch once, and got even more minuses. You walk around in your little half top like you own Ferelden and treat me like dirt.
You are a stuck up, self important snotty little bitch goddess.
I think I love you.
