LOL Happiez!

Hai Correctness Readers!

LOLsies! Some of you guys sure seem to be in a real pickle about my emotional state! Golly wonkers, it sure is nice that you are all so concerned about my lovemeter readings, but I’m as pleased as a fry in a fish hatchery these days, I assure you!

Just in case, I’ve collected a whole bunch of adorable images, and I’ve written some wholesome  commentary for each one! Nothing political here, just good old fashioned warm feelings in your tummies.

A basket of puppies! If they were a basket of apples, I’d pick them for a pie- OF KISSES! Delightful.

“I Can Haz Carrots?” or “I need a hug too!”. Awwww, I’ll hug you, bunny!

Wait a minute, where are all of my carrots? Did you eat them, Bunny? Silly bunny. My carrots were to share, with you, and with The Christ.

This little fellow is all dressed up. I guess you could say he is the Cat’s Meow!

“I Can Haz Toy?” Of course you can, you “*“otter ”*” be happy! See what I did there? I meant “should”.

“OM NOM NOM!” Oh, little Pika, you are an endangered species alright- Endangered of being adorable!

See what happens when you use too much fertilizer? LOL deforestation. I Can haz mudslides?

“I Can Haz Key?” Baby pigs! In a cage! Lucky thing they are behind bars, or they would be repeat offenders. Crime: Caught being “Some Pig”. Oh, Wilbur.

“Anyone have a light?” Hahaha, you smoke too much, oilsands. You smoke too much.

Maybe that’s why the Pika is endangered!

*gag*

Chickens are… heh…ha…. That’s a lot of chickens in a small space….

Uh…

Is that a fucking dolphin? Oh Jesus fuck. Fuck my blowhole, that’s a dolphin. There is blood on his skin. Fucking wow.

Well that’s…that’s just awful.

Bad news.

I.   Am.   Dead.   Inside.

12 Responses to “LOL Happiez!”

1. Tomass says:

   July 13, 2010 at 1:40 pm

   Wow makes me wish Bruce Willis from 5th element was here to give you a kiss and teach you about love.

   RobbieRobTown multipass?

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2. RedWellies says:

   July 13, 2010 at 3:58 pm

   Damn you – I HATE it when I laugh and cry at the same time!

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3. 1/4 20 says:

   July 14, 2010 at 10:28 am

   you know i really hate it when people make rabbits look all cute. the only good rabbit is a dead rabbit, preferably one who has been run over multiple times and left to rot in the middle of the road.

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   • Tbinns says:

     July 14, 2010 at 10:38 am

     I owned and loved a rabbit. Perhaps your world view would be changed if you read “Watership Down?”

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     • SeriouslyAGeekGirl says:

       July 14, 2010 at 11:45 am

       Unfortunately 1/4 20 is Australian. Australians and bunnies are sworn blood enemies. There is no book in the world powerful enough to end that hatred and stop the feud. Maybe one day a bunny and an Australian will fall in love with each other, become rich from the bestiality porn they will make together celebrating their love, die of a drug overdose together, because they’re rich but can’t deal with the emotional trauma of their two peoples despising, no, loathing one another. Then, only then, will bunnies and Australians realize they’ve hated each other long enough…..aw who am I kidding? Australians will always hate bunnies….fuckin bunnies.

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       • spcMike says:

         July 14, 2010 at 11:58 am

         Maybe the Velveteen Rabbit?

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   • Stagger Lee says:

     July 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm

     No, no, no…NOT run down multiple times…Roasted. Rabbits are delicious, and there is no better way to show disdain for a species than by gutting and consuming them.

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     • 1/4 20 says:

       July 14, 2010 at 6:19 pm

       please … i know your story … and i find running them over is far more satisfying than *shudder* eating them. my mouth is a delicate thing and i will not subject it, or my internal organs, to anything as vile as rabbit.

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4. SeriouslyAGeekGirl says:

   July 14, 2010 at 12:10 pm

   Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and mutha-fuckin Peter Rabbit couldn’t do it, much some ragged old velveteen rabbit.

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5. The Spanish Inquisition says:

   July 14, 2010 at 1:18 pm

   Nobody expected ME to comment on this, did they?

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   • Tomass says:

     July 14, 2010 at 2:40 pm

     WIN!

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   • RobbieRobTown says:

     July 19, 2010 at 11:16 am

     Nobody expected me to take a week to reply. Our chief weapon is procrastination.

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