So, like a bad issue of "What If" (and really, most issues were bad), we tried to imagine a world where the Team Smackdown was won by someone other than the X-Men. We left it to you, The Correct, to decide. And you spoke, clearly, loudly, and with no regard for conformity!
You chose... RobbieRobTown. I'll leave it to him to come up with the narrative of how he beat the X-Men, but I suspect it has something to do with Marmalade, and Kitty Pryde. Or possibly Kitty Pryde in Marmalade, with no one else around. Either way, I'm reserving an early copy.
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DECEMBER EIGHTH: PERFECTION
I apologize sincerely for not providing a link to "The Chipmunk Song" yesterday. Apparently the public library though it would be a fine idea to block the Youtube website from its patrons. I find it strange that a library would ban information from the public, especially considering their policy against book-burning, but I digress. I have found a new location from which to post my articles, and I know for a fact the owners won't be home from vacation for at least another two weeks.
(ED: The following data is not to be considered fact, as we are making some guesses here. And by we, I mean me, but you don't know which of us I am, now do you...)
We've done some statistical compilation, and can report the following information to you.
The Correctness has 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 dog, and a shitload of guitars. It contains 67% glasses, and 33% perfect vision. It's 67% married, 33% single. It has visited California, Toronto, Seattle, and Paris since it began. It is a student, a copywriter, and a systems analyst. It is a standup comedian, a musician, and a lego artist. It is Alpha and Omega.