So, at the beginning of the Superteam Smackdown (which you can find up at the top under the Smackdown tag), we declared a comment insult contest. The deal was that whomever insulted us the best would receive a Correctness T-Shirt. Now, you, the reading public, would have no way to know the following
1) It was Tbinns and RobbieRobTown that decided to give away a Correctness t-shirt as the prize.
2) The only person who has ever made Correctness t-shirts is katewares (mrs admin_rock).
3) Tbinns and RobbieRobTown, for all their comedic brilliance and wit, have the follow through of a 7 year old with ADHD in a room full of toys.
Like many a parent before me, I watched their pledge and promise, knowing full well I would end up feeding, walking, and cleaning up after their idea. Seriously, ask the winners of…um…. any of our contests.
So, here we are in January. The Team Smackdown ended in Nov. As of yet, no winner has been declared. I’m giving Tbinns a hall pass on this one, as he’s been busy with a baby at home. I asked RobbieRobTown a couple of times whether he had a winner in mind, without answer.No worries, nothing a punch in the balls won’t smooth over.
Then I made up my mind, and (after asking katewares) have decided to declare a winner and present them with a shirt.
Tomass, Undead Father, Stinkbeard
“I spent all weekend trying to find new ways to insult the manhood/intelligence/mother/sexual inadequacy of RobbieRobTown, but to be honest his post was just so lacking any redeeming comedic value that I am just at a loss. Clearly nothing is more insulting than his writing this week.”
Hillary Clinton pleasuring herself with a dildo made of jagged glass would be more visually appealing than this dreck, but only if Natalie Portman is there to lap up the… blood. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Somebody asked me today why I would care enough about canadians to insult them. And I thought about it and I really can’t answer why.
I mean I’ve spent the last few weeks waiting to be entertained by your little stories, and nothing. Maybe I started out on too high of note with radioactive lanterns and such, but it just seems like RobbieRobTown spends the vast majority of his time giving himself rectal exams and has no time left to even try to be funny. Lets face it, at this point Sarah Palin can write better entries.
All I know is that is I ever need moose jizz I just need to pump RobbieRobTown’s stomach. Because lets face it, the only thing he’s good for is orally pleasuring male ungulates.
The winning entry combines a lot of things: Insults about our nationality, implications of RobbieRobTown’s sexual orientation, and a subtle mention of the unimportance of even insulting us.
Well done spcMIKE! drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org with your shirt size and mailing info, and we’ll send your homemade iron-on correctness shirt prize off asap.
For the rest of you, we’re working on being able to provide correctness shirts via the web, probably cafepress or something similar.