Oh, hey, Dawn Soap.
Um, so I think it’s great you can be used to scrub crude oil off of ducks, and stuff.
Um, but, um, do you need to be used to scrub simulated oil off of real marine animals in your ads?
Because, um, along with disliking being scrubbed raw from toxic heavy oil, baby otters and ducklings also dislike being doused with paint and having their natural insulating oils scrubbed off them.
I asked the otters, and they really don’t care why they are having their important natural oils power-sanded into desert-with-eczema-dryness from their tender skin.
So, thanks for simulating those duck scrubbings for the ads on TV.
Also, you guys should google “hypocrisy” and “retards”.
Fuck you guys in the ear,