Hypocrisy defined for Dawn Soap:
Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 22-09-2009
Tags: dawn soap, hypocrisy, otter harm, really fucking stupid people, unnecessary duck scrubbings
3
Oh, hey, Dawn Soap.
Um, so I think it’s great you can be used to scrub crude oil off of ducks, and stuff.
Um, but, um, do you need to be used to scrub simulated oil off of real marine animals in your ads?
Because, um, along with disliking being scrubbed raw from toxic heavy oil, baby otters and ducklings also dislike being doused with paint and having their natural insulating oils scrubbed off them.
I asked the otters, and they really don’t care why they are having their important natural oils power-sanded into desert-with-eczema-dryness from their tender skin.
So, thanks for simulating those duck scrubbings for the ads on TV.
Also, you guys should google “hypocrisy” and “retards”.
Fuck you guys in the ear,
Lovingly,
RobbieRobTown
Loading ...
This word, hypocrisy, I do not think it means what you think it means.
[Reply To This Comment]
RobbieRobTown Reply:
September 25th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Doesn’t it mean “oily duck” ?
[Reply To This Comment]
On Their Bottle They Say $1 Of Every Bottle Will Go To Save Wildlife. This Is In Big Bold Letters and it’s a LIE.
Under it in tiny little print it says (But go to hell, you have to visit our website for us to give that $1 and it will only be up to $100,000 no matter how many of you suckers give us your money for that reason.
Total Hypocrisy.
[Reply To This Comment]