Meme this, suckers! It's Batman vs. Bacon!
Batman! Scourge of Gotham's criminals! Batman! Brilliant single-minded vigilante! Batman! Nananananananana, etc! Nothing is more powerful than The Dark Knight! Except for Bacon, you mouth-breathing primitives. BACON!
Dear Big Trouble in Little China:
It's been a a year or two since we were together last, but my love for you is still as strong as that day in 1986 when we first met. I loved you then, and I love you now. But it's easy to say these things. Let me tell you why I love you.
(Note: This is a repost of the original)
While I applaud your eagerness, it's okay for my water glass to have more than two sips missing before refilling it.
Also: The fortune cookies should return to telling "fortunes". Telling me things about myself does NOT count.