Haiku for a Monday
In our continuing attempts at increasing the Correctness of every day life, we present this artistic offering of daily life.
Oh perky hygenist,
why persist in reminders.
No one flosses. No one.
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Sad, noble, homeless
His eyes are endless and wise
He pees on my shoes.
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Dear wonderful sushi:
Why do you taste much better
when served in boat form?
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My momentum slows
as though coming to rest now.
Merge, you asshole, merge!
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Once smart, now Tiger beatish;
To Entertainment Weekly
you are dead to me.
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