Haiku for a Monday
Posted by admin_rock | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 19-10-2009
Tags: Entertainment Weekly, hobos, Hygenists, People who can't merge, sushi, sushi boats
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In our continuing attempts at increasing the Correctness of every day life, we present this artistic offering of daily life.
Oh perky hygenist,
why persist in reminders.
No one flosses. No one.
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Sad, noble, homeless
His eyes are endless and wise
He pees on my shoes.
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Dear wonderful sushi:
Why do you taste much better
when served in boat form?
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My momentum slows
as though coming to rest now.
Merge, you asshole, merge!
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Once smart, now Tiger beatish;
To Entertainment Weekly
you are dead to me.
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Admin_Rock, your Haikus suck ass. Most of them are too long in the first line.
Oh perky hygenist, – 6
Dear wonderful sushi:- 6
Once smart, now Tiger beatish; – 7
You should give back that English degree.
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admin_rock Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Sure, easy for you to mock. You didn’t have to pound out a bunch of these while trying to get your real work done.
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admin_rock Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
OOOOOOH, 15 whole lines. How you MUST suffer. Douchebag.
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admin_rock Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Well then, see if you can do better.
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admin_rock Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Stupid admin_rock
Your haiku is super weak
Hippopotamus.
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RobbieRobTown Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Nobody criticized my haiku like this…
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kthxbye Reply:
October 19th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
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admin_rock Reply:
October 20th, 2009 at 12:35 am
That’s cuz you, like most people, keep it as an INNER dialogue.
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Dave yells at himself
Rob acts smug as usual
I’m in France, Bitches!
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