Expansion!
The Correctness is expanding once again! Don’t worry folks, it’s not like a West Coast Avengers thing. We’ve added to our staff in a few ways. First off, our intrepid Cub Reporter Keith (@CubReporterK on twitter) has his own byline now, so you may be seeing a few more articles by him popping up.
In addition to that, The Correctness has agreed to take part in the Summer Intern program offered through Mount Royal University here in Calgary, and we’re pleased (maybe) to announce that we have our very own intern. Please welcome Benji Halverson (Intern_Benji) to The Correctness. He’ll be tasked with things like writing some “insider” articles, to give folks a feel for what things are like here in the office, as well as improving the air flow through the bullpen, and maybe sorting through the stacks of comics etc, and organizing things for us.
Welcome Everyone!
(Intern_Benji)
First article:
- What a day is like in the correctness office – two sentences
“I hate it here and it stinks like sex. The end.”
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Tbinns Reply:
July 11th, 2011 at 4:42 pm
@Maberso, It most assuredly does not stink like sex. Admin Rock and I have small children and are long past having sex..and well…Robbie Robtown is Robbie Robtown. Ain’t no sex here I assure you.
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Wait what?! You have an office!? Shit, you guys get all the coolest toys!
My site works out of my little P.O.S. KIA that I keep parked down by the river in the Ogden industrial park… The distillery makes it smell all gross here, I don’t have AC, and I have to steal my WiFi. Gawd I hate you fuckers.
Sooo… what’s the address of the office and I’m not even asking because I want to poop in your mail slot.
OK maybe a little poop. Well I don’t have a bathroom either so really it’ll be a whole lot of poop.
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Tomass Reply:
July 11th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Oh and welcome to Cub Reporter Keith & Intern_Benji
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The M-Daddy Reply:
July 11th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
@Tomass, Dude, I’ve totally seen your POS! I live next to there! You’re right down from MY POS Chevy! You’re crazy, though. I love that smell! Nothing beats waking up to the crisp smell of badly-made alcohol.
FYI: Century Casino has the best free Wifi and if you tint your windows the security is less likely to see your crying children!
Also, all this talk of expansion sounds like a cover for someones (cough*robbierob’s*cough) growing personality disorders. Tony, Dave, if you fear for his safety or worse, your well being, list a nonsensical Star Wars rant below or in a future article… Tomass and I will merge POSs into some shitty Transformer that smells like ass and come save you!
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Tomass Reply:
July 12th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
@The M-Daddy,
Hey you can poop in the mail slot too!
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Tomass Reply:
July 12th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Fear our POO!
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Tomass Reply:
July 12th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Smaller!
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The M-Daddy Reply:
July 12th, 2011 at 6:12 pm
@Tomass, I only write here to agree with the poop-slot onslaught… I fear I’m not cool enough, nay, ‘in’ enough to actually contribute to the ‘smaller’ gag…
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Tomass Reply:
July 13th, 2011 at 7:16 am
@The M-Daddy, there are no rules to smaller. There is no cool kid list and if there was I couldn’t play. If one feels the need to smallerize, well then Smallificate away!
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Maberso Reply:
July 13th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Smaller yet….
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The M-Daddy Reply:
July 13th, 2011 at 4:55 pm
@Maberso, Maximum Smallage!