Dear Waitress at the Chinese Buffet

(Note: This is a repost of the original)

While I applaud your eagerness, it’s okay for my water glass to have more than two sips missing before refilling it.

Also: The fortune cookies should return to telling “fortunes”. Telling me things about myself does NOT count.

Oldtimer said on 16-01-2010
Oldtimer

You wan’ watah?

Andrew said on 18-01-2010
Andrew

Which restaurant is this? At Dim Sum yesterday I had to physically go behind the bar and get water. I blended in well.

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