Correctness Confessional:
Not every time, not even most times, but today, it was I who farted in the elevator.
I took it down to the lobby, I waited, I farted, I got out, and I laughed as you all rode up to the tenth floor in my lingering stenchcloud of bowelhate. All seven of you, in my deep sea of reek.
One Response to “Correctness Confessional:”
Leave a Reply
Recent Posts
- Orphan Black Explained
- Movie Superhero Smackdown Live at the Calgary Comic Expo
- The Correctness Guide to Practical English Language Usage: Chapter 17: Metaphoric and Especially Simile Construction in the Age of Terror
- You’re Getting Too Old for this S*#!
- The Correctness Casting Couch:Powergirl
- Smackdown – Expo 2013
- Piecast Episode 1: Do Not Roast Weenies on the Lord Thy God
- Admin Rock Roundup – January 23, 2013
- 5 Reasons Why I Won’t Write for Cracked
- 12 Days of Chipmunks: “O Christmas Tree (O Tannenbaum)”
Recent Comments
- Tbinns on Movie Superhero Smackdown Live at the Calgary Comic Expo
- Gabrielle on Movie Superhero Smackdown Live at the Calgary Comic Expo
- Cassandra_Marie on 5 Reasons Why I Won’t Write for Cracked
- spcmike on The Correctness Casting Couch:Powergirl
- The M-Daddy on Movie Superhero Smackdown Live at the Calgary Comic Expo
A year before
- 2012-05-19 No articles on this date.
Loading ...Random entries
ED: The Correctness obtained copies of these interviews, found in a box addressed to "The Correctness: A Long Time from Now, In a Galaxy Far,Far, Away".
Dear Morrigan,
You are a Grade A Bitch.
It's Iron Man vs. Superman for the Friday Smackdown. Let the nerd anger begin...
7 things we hate about Weddings:
Lest we start to sound unromantic, let us first say that we here at The Correctness have no objection to the notion of making a lifelong vow to your partner who you deeply love. No, we think marriages are a lovely idea, and fully 2/3 of The Correctness are happily wed, and a mere 1/3 of us are hopeless bachelors who screw up every relationship we touch like some kind of reverse King Midas (See the Hollies 1968 “hit” entitled "King Midas in Reverse" if you would like to see this metaphor extended into meaninglessness).
An after dinner aperitif
by Tony Binns
Popular Posts
- 25 Things Right with The Star Wars Universe 29521 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Week 7: Captain America vs. Wonder Woman 28895 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Week 3: Superman vs Iron Man 26860 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Semi Finals: Batman vs. The Flash 23345 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Week 2: Green Lantern versus Spider-Man 21493 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown 8: Kitty Pryde vs. Deadpool 21239 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Semi-Finals Wolverine vs. Superman 18672 view(s)
- 10 Reasons why Gandalf is a terrible wizard 18555 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown Quarter Finals: Kitty Pryde vs. Wolverine 17247 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown: The Final! Superman vs. The Flash 17147 view(s)
- Superhero smackdown Quarterfinal: Hulk vs. Batman 16393 view(s)
- A Nerd’s Letter to Penthouse 14747 view(s)
- Superhero Smackdown – Quarterfinals: Superman vs Wonder Woman 14280 view(s)
- Supervillain Smackdown -The Final: Doom vs Magneto 13485 view(s)
- XXX-Men : The XXX Parody 12035 view(s)
Best ‘fart’ phrase found this year. Maybe even last year too.
Karl(Quote) (Reply)