Well gang, it’s confirmed, The Correctness will be at The Calgary Comic Expo Saturday June 18th at 6:00 pm for part two of the live Super hero Smackdown.
In addition to which Admin Rock will be selling his “Wares” in Artist Alley. You can’t miss him, he’s the Bruce McCollough-esque fellow standing near the mind blowing lego mosiacs.
And as a special bonus for you the Correct, yours truly will be headlining at Yuk Yuks, June 16th to the 18th. Your expo pass gets you two for one tickets. But here is your chance to get in for free…
In honor of the recent anniversary of the passing of Douglas Adams I am declaring a “Vogon Poetry” Competition. Do your worst. Make me wish I was being thrown out of an airlock. The most torturous Vogon poem gets two free tickets to see the show. Here’s a little number I whipped up for a similar contest a few years back just to get you started…
Oh, slab of Mung,
That quivers egrubiously between my folds
Will you not creambulate lovingly toward my thigh?
Fiptious jelly that smells of cheese and musk
My thumb caresses thy curdled putressesses
Why do you mock your quimbling host?
I banish thee
I love thee
And ulpliciosuly spread thee on toast
Now write your own and see Tbinns do stand up live or…. (Dum Dum Dum) Tell me how good you thought poem was!