Comments on: Advice from The Correctness

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:25:41 +0000

I’m thinking about family counselling…

Or maybe raising my own catfish.

By: Amber

Amber — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:21:58 +0000

Weakness? I think that is simply good taste…but that is a digression!

Anyway, it seems that Batman needs time to think. Wolverine reacts. Depending what the situation calls for, it’s a pretty good match!

By: admin_rock

admin_rock — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:48:05 +0000

Matthew -” -ons being used as a suffix sic(implies) the desire to deceive or trick, as in the most obvious, and greatest group of villans ever, the Decepticons.”

While the first half of your sentence is clearly wrong (actiONS, congratulatiONS, reflectiONS), the second half of your sentence makes me weep openly for the future of humanity.

By: Will

Will — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:55:26 +0000

nix the Catwoman reference and focus on the fact that the Joker consistently catches Batman off guard (expect the unexpected) and you have an opening for Wolverine to win.

Drop either of these characters into a situation like Spike’s Deadliest Warriors and Wolverine wins. Prolong the fight and Batman will find a way to win.

…Really though, if Wolverine can get punked by Cyclops, Gambit and (for god’s sakes) Marrow, Batman will find a way to take him down. I refuse to believe Batman can be beaten by a sissy cajun pretty boy with a horrible accent.

You just like Wolverine because he has a weakness for red heads.

By: Matthew M

Matthew M — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:19:20 +0000

Batman, caught off guard, that’s a good one.

By: Matthew M

Matthew M — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:17:59 +0000

What a sad sidestep by The Correctness. While your story about catfish did amuse, you did not address the fact that many antagonist species or races have a name ending in “ons”. The cause of this anolomy is simple. The bad guys always employ some form of devious means in their attempt to win. Thus they attempt deceptiONS. -ons being used as a suffix imples the desire to deceive or trick, as in the most obvious, and greatest group of villans ever, the Decepticons.

By: RobbieRobTown

RobbieRobTown — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:08:23 +0000

Busted me on the metal bones, I’ve been so focused on the upcoming Avengers nightmare I have forgotten the golden years.

In all fairness, who wouldn’t be caught off guard by Selina Kyle? Have you seen her?

You know, I think Logan would appreciate you more too. he’d probaly make you feel wanted. Like, Bruce Wayne can have anyone, so you wouldn’t feel special.

Still, I worry about Logan’s possible healing-factor B.O..

By: admin_rock

admin_rock — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:04:53 +0000

Also, with that healing factor, you’re less likely to catch an STI from Logan. And he’s been doing it for a loooong time. he’s probably pretty good by now.

By: Amber

Amber — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:00:20 +0000

Really, you want to know who I’d rather have sex with? You don’t want to further explore the fact that in the first X-men movie Magneto does indeed use Wolvie’s metal bones against him, both on the train and in the dome? Or the fact that Batman can be caught off guard… Selina Kyle (spoiler alert) is actually Catwoman? Well, if you want to talk about sex instead, Logan or Bruce… a tough choice indeed.

I guess if I had to choose one it would be Logan. I suspect he wouldn’t think too much, which can get tedious. Also, he is more in touch with the animal side which could be fun. Batman is a bit too moody! It would be tough to get Batman to let go.

By: RobbieRobTown

RobbieRobTown — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:46:28 +0000

Look, Amber, I know that The Dark Knight books weren’t DC canon per se, but they really highlight batman’s ingenuity. But yes, if Wolverine caught Batman off guard- I’m just not sure wolverine WOULD catch Batman off guard, you know? Everything he does is so meticulous- He must pee perfect urine cubes.

As for Supe, yeah he pulls his punches sometimes, but I really get the impression, even if it is non-canonical, that Superman wanted to put a permanent end to Batman.

Perhaps the better question is: Who would you have sex with, Logan, or Bruce Wayne?