5 Things You Can Do To Commerate The Anniversary of Pearl Harbor (But Probably Shouldn’t)
1. Give one of your Japanese friends a dirty look and say sarcastically “Thanks a lot!” Then decline to explain yourself further. They know what they did.
2. Sneak attack a Japanese make of car with snowballs.
3. Irritate those around you by trying to point out evidence that the U.S.S Arizona was a controlled demolition
4. Add the phrase “will live in Infamy” to everything you do today. “This cup of coffee I’m drinking will live in infamy…”
5. Buy every copy of Michael Bay’s horrifically bad Pearl Harbor movie starring Ben Affleck. Blow them up. Then send Michael Bay to an internment camp.
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I’m pretty sure #5 is actually the one thing you should really do.
Mike(Quote) (Reply)
where was #4 when i needed it at 9 in the morning
cecilthunderpussy(Quote) (Reply)
Being that I live in Hawaii, I’d probably get shot if I did #3. I’m also part Japanese, so, well…
Skye Walker(Quote) (Reply)
This Pearl Harbor posting . . . WILL LIVE IN INFAMY!
Cam Ascroft(Quote) (Reply)