5 Things You Can Do To Commerate The Anniversary of Pearl Harbor (But Probably Shouldn’t)

Posted By Tbinns on Dec 7, 2009 | 4 comments

1. Give one of your Japanese friends a dirty look and say sarcastically “Thanks a lot!” Then decline to explain yourself further. They know what they did.

2. Sneak attack a Japanese make of car with snowballs.

3. Irritate those around you by trying to point out evidence that the U.S.S Arizona was a controlled demolition

4. Add the phrase “will live in Infamy” to everything you do today. “This cup of coffee I’m drinking will live in infamy…”

5. Buy every copy of Michael Bay’s horrifically bad Pearl Harbor movie starring Ben Affleck. Blow them up. Then send Michael Bay to an internment camp.