Top Ten Predictions about Disney’s Purchase of Marvel

[caption id="attachment_246" align="aligncenter" width="406" caption="Imposter?"][/caption] It all started out as a bit of fun. An associate of mine at work sent me this link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A506648 It details all of the so-called “Paul is Dead Evidence.” “Boy…that’s scraping the bottom of the barrel” I said, foolishly thinking that would be the end of it

Dear Correctness Readers: Since the addition of our new intern, Smunchy, or whatever his name is, I have been soft pitching him awesome ideas for your comedic enjoyment. Like, underhand soft-pitching. "Hey, Krunkles", I have been saying about the office, "here are some amazing ideas to base an article around. All you have to do is stir and enjoy!" "I'll get right on it!" Blumpie would say. Here is a list of ideas that Ringo has totally neglected to turn into articles for you people. 1. Mumford Cuthbert's Comfort Cupboard It's a mattress store. The proprietor is named Mumford Cuthbert. It sounds a bit like "comfort". The tagline for the hilarious advertising is "It's Mumcomfortable!". How the fuck is this not funny, Benji? Are you too busy having your sexual sex with your female human girlfriend to write this script? Disappointing. 2. A Case for: Covington Cross [caption id="" align="alignnone" width="400" caption="Holy Shitsnacks! Is that Covington Cross?"][/caption]

Dear Writers of the Green Lantern Movie who I am too lazy to IMDB: Some of our regular readers here at The Correctness know I am not an expert on all things Green Lantern. I made a whimsical comment at one point about Hal Jordan getting his powers from being bitten by a radioactive lantern, and a few nerds took offense and sent death threats. As a consequence of my ignorant and insensitive comment, I was shipped away by my fellow contributors at The Correctness to Green Lantern boot camp. I read "Secret Origins", "Rebirth" and "Sinestro Corps War". I even got started on "Blackest Night", which I have had the courtesy not to confuse with the "Dark Knight" which is a different thing in your DC universe entirely. The Dark Knight was the guy who got bitten by the radioactive bat, whereas I am now aware that Hal Jordan's powers are generated by an immense night-light on the planet Oprah. All sorted. Having learned so much about the Green Lantern(s), I must say I was shocked when your film strayed so far from the origin story I was familiar with. I was agape (agape? a grape?) - I was a grape in the audience at my local multiplex when the story onscreen was so wildly different that I almost thought I was in the wrong theatre!

CubReporterK and I have journeyed down to Comic-Con. Our journey down has filled with airplanes, shuttle bus waits, and a fight with Shelob. So far the biggest line was waiting to get in to the bathroom. More as it develops.

(Note: This is a repost) Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!!
The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on.