Comments on: Superhero Smackdown Semi Finals: Batman vs. The Flash

By: batmanuel

batmanuel — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:47:57 +0000

….but there is a spoon, and it is the battle call of……The Tick! Hence the name reference here (albeit the tv character, not the comics’ “Die Fledermaus”)

By: xorro

xorro — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:55:21 +0000

What is this kissing thing you speak of?

By: xorro

xorro — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:49:18 +0000

HELLO BROTHER!!

By: thereisnospoon

thereisnospoon — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:48:57 +0000

…your name wouldn’t have worked out so well if it was gordon, y’know.

By: The un-gay Dan

The un-gay Dan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:11:08 +0000

Your point:
“But my point is that if anyone could come up with one it is Batman, and that he would have made it long ago due to the Justice League so the two days are not a factor. If this is the case then Flash wins forever and ever and ever as he is the most powerful superhero ever created, though still gay as shit, and this bracket was over from the start.”

You actually call this a point? First of all the second sentence totally contradicts the first. To say that you have the writing skills of a third grader would be giving you too much credit.

Besides this, your “point” is un-original. In other words, if all you do is regurgitate what these idiots (excluding Dave) say you are not making a point either; you are simply parroting an un-informed assclown.

My point is/was that 2/3 of the fuckheads that write this particular Superhero Bracket Blog seem to have little to know knowledge of the characters that they are judging; ergo this bracket is a farce and not worth giving any value to (but it is fun to make fun of).

Sorry I don’t meet your standard or re-writing a shitty argument over using different words. Honestly. You ought to be a language arts teacher. In the ghetto. Your job would be safe there. Maybe. Fuck, heh.

By: Ringo

Ringo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:22:08 +0000

Comics are fun, eight days a week.

Peace & love,

Ringo

By: Just John

Just John — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:08:23 +0000

In any given “random” moment? The Flash. (Rationale: Wally’s (or Barry’s or Jay’s) powers are such that any non-powered speeder is grossly out-matched in a given moment in time).

Circumstantially with preparation? Batman. (Rationale: As stated by others, Bruce has had preparations for the Flash ready for years, and while Barry’s (et al) speed is phenomenal, he does not always *exist* at that state of near temporal distortion, explaining how others sometimes get the drop on him.)

Verdict: The Flash (with Batman getting revenge afterwards by having backup plans that screw the pooch on Mr. Speedster during his next challenge with whoever, even if Bruce bought the farm…)

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:35:18 +0000

The Flash moves himself fast enough that Batman becomes a statue.

Flash picks up a metal rod and vibrates said rod through Batman’s skull.

Batman dies.

The End. (Of Batman.) Good night.

By: batmanuel

batmanuel — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:43:35 +0000

It seems the problem most people have here is based on what they may or may not no about comics already written. These guys are giving us an opinion. That’s it. As a comic reader, I know some of these fights have already been published (i.e. batman/flash) and therefore my view is more slanted towards continuity. The whole Tower of Babel storyline pretty much tells us he already has a plan for everybody in the DCU. So what gives here? I’m finding it difficult to look past it and the brief battle scenarios don’t do much to persuade me. Damn inner fanboy!

By: TomAss

TomAss — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:30:42 +0000

I should proof read before I hit send.