Comments on: Superhero Smackdown Quarter Finals: Spider-Man vs. The Flash

By: True Dat

True Dat — Sat, 01 May 2010 07:42:36 +0000

true dat

OHKO is Plausible.

By: Devo

Devo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:53:26 +0000

Batman beat Superman, all that needs to be said.

By: Rob83

Rob83 — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:54:05 +0000

There is no way Batman could beat the hulk. I won’t even be coming back to check the brackets after reading that article.

By: Stan

Stan — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:06:17 +0000

And Luke was the bad guy!

By: Stan

Stan — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:04:40 +0000

The problem is the overpowering that happened in the 80s! I mean everything had to be semi-science…so before if the flash hit something too fast he could break his hand…he wasn’t super strong, just fast. no vibrating through walls or anything else. The golden/silver age flash would have his butt handed to him by spiderman. Spiderman’s power hasn’t really changed over the years….except the black costume and the change between web shooters and biological webs. So, golden agers Spidey takes it.

By: Tomass

Tomass — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:03:38 +0000

I likes me the Spidey, and have the tattoo to prove it. But I have got to agree with the trio on this one.

The Flash wins… super speedy Chumpy McChumperson that he is!

I have faith that Aquaman & Robin’s plans are in full effect. That the Tea house is up and running. That the lurid future threesome between The Flash, Peppermint Patty & Marcie is taking form as we speak. Batman is naked in the rain. Superman is crying in the shower. Wolverine is picking Japanese bugs out of his teeth and hair. Kitty & Wonder Woman are mowing down on some fresh baked whisker biscuits… All my predictions of the future fantastic are coming to fruition I tells ya!

WTF? (see my comments from Kitty Vs Dead Pool) – http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/superhero-smackdown-8-kitty-pryde-vs-deadpool/

AQUAMAN & ROBIN FOREVER!

Ps. Thanks for the clarifications, good hustle this week guys. Thanks again for the free entertainment.

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:21:46 +0000

As I have never been extracted from the original Marvel Universe, I am not bound by any of the inane current concepts of what a more “modern” Spiderman’s weaknesses might be. As for the Flash, Spiderman WAS confronted once by Marvel’s own supersonic speedster (OK, I think this may actually be the description of Rocky the Flying Squirrel, but you get the point), Quicksilver, and beat him. Admittedly, both Spiderman and Quicksilver were out to subdue, not kill each other. As someone else has already mentioned, Spiderman does have his spider-sense. He also has his webbing. And the Flash, at the speed he would be traveling, could never avoid even a single strand Spidey might toss in his path, and he would immediately be wrapped like a weedwacker in a barbed wire fence.

In defence of Flash, he did have a reasonably cool TV show in the 80s or 90s sometime. Allowing for TV filming budgets, it wasn’t too bad. As I recall, the actor who played him insisted, at the very least, that the costume be one of those physique enhancing jobs that at least made him resemble the comic character, instead of the red jumpsuit they wanted him to wear to begin with. They also seemed to incorporate a variety of different era buildings, vehicles etc, that made it just quirky enough to be watchable.

By: Urinal Gum

Urinal Gum — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:08:40 +0000

Next, The Correctness should have a Superhero Sexdown to determine which superheroes would be best at pleasuring a man. I think it would be even more popular than the Smackdown, yet no one would admit to reading it.

/just make sure they don’t go to space: http://www.urinalgum.com/?p=331

By: Terrorclaw

Terrorclaw — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:00:44 +0000

Batman is standing sideways in a door with his back against the frame, a gloved finger poking into the green glow of a display that inventories his captured and re-engineered tech. Yep, there’s the n-field generator that will wrap the World’s Fastest Flower Delivery Boy in quantum bubble-wrap. For Spiderteen, it’s just some pizza, a fourty and a few Roofies.

Lesson: Batman has the power of being super-intelligent & super-pissed off. He already has a plan to destroy everyone.

By: So's your face

So's your face — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:07:59 +0000

These are fairly well written, if they were written in the 5 minutes of self-loathing on the shitter at a soul-wrenching job, where this will hopefully instill in you the pride to keep you from touching that bottle of wild turkey in your drawer at least until 2… Some of the comments are funny though!