Kitty only needs to hold her breath as long as she is inside a solid object.

“You do realise that when grabbing Deadpool Kitty would be bringing him into phase with her… so unless she knocks him out the suicidal (yet unable to die) Merc with a mouth could kill her while they are phased.”

There is absolutely nothing to support this theory in the canon. Kitty has phased many a people without being suceptible to physical attack. Don’t ask me why.

And it’s amazing that people are actually arguing logic over comic books. It’s impossible because even the writers don’t give a crap about continuity or logic. They twist the logic to suit their purpose.

So logically, Kitty should be the most badass character in the MU, beating everyone except maybe telepaths and that guy with the Harpoon power that upsets molecules.

But comics are rarely logic, so Deadpool, in an attempt to keep Kitty for the odd Wolverine’s sidekick role and to pander to the fanboys who could just absolutely *cry* over the fact that their ‘awsum’ heroes can do shit against a teenage girl, surely has to win.

He does have so many victories against big bad awsum killers (and lets not mention the fact that *logically* Kitty should be able to kick all their asses put together ;-D)

I could get really geeky on you and explain molecules and how she supossedly rearranges them (sure you know) so to say but, Im at work.

Superman could wake up to find Dr. Strange magically neutering him. He then falls into a deep depression and drops out of the tournament and kills himself.

Spider man might not make it to his fight with the Flash. He was having an affair with on MJ the night before with Black Cat who tied him to the bed posts and went to work the next morning and left him tied to the bed.

Bruce Banner could discover yoga, lulu lemon workout pants and true inner tranquility making it impossible for him to get green, or grey (or is it gray?) for Batman, who got locked out of the Batcave by the evil jilted Robin and would have to show up in his “civvies”. Which would ironically make it the battle of the 2 Bruces. Wayne would win, but would promptly be killed by Dr. Manhattan out of retribution for killing Rorschach and for killing a man that finally found inner tranquility.

Wolverine could be pissed at Scott Summers so he steals his motorcycle AGAIN and goes off on some crazy biker road trip to Japan or some shit thus defaulting from the tournament. Hey sure He’s bad ass, but his needs are simple. A stolen motorcycle and an open Japanese highway.

And the Flash could very well fall in love with Peppermint Patty & Marcie (of peanuts fame) and live the rest of his life as a sub in some twisted ass 3 way. Like a super speed “The Gimp”, getting bossed around by Peppermint & Marcie Doms.

Really it’s true the possibilities are limitless.

I’m very relaxed, just look at that plain white avatar on the field of grey (or is it gray?). Does that not just mumble neutral and relaxed to you? Your Avatar seems grumpier than both the bear & dwarf that share the same moniker.

Also, I’m very nice. I’ve got so much love for The Correctness that I just just wrote the entire “Kitty kills a piggy” summation of the battles for you. But there I go again with that pesky smarmy.

Really though I just had the thought bouncing through my head. And I figured it had been a good while (years in fact) since I posted a meaningless internet rant on a totally inconsequential subject. It was more creative writing then a serious beeyotch fest. It is about comic book characters as we both know.

If the collective ‘you’ are not getting paid for this on any level, then I gleefully retract the “gettin paid” comments, and even apologize.

I don’t think I’ll hug me a stranger today, that might work out poorly in the end. Maybe I’ll pet a puppy or something to make you happier.

Again, who am I to complain about this free entertainment. And moments of it this has been.

Also, you make a number of uninformed assumptions here, as to our motives, and our conclusions. My advice to you is to relax a bit, try not to take our opinions with such weight, and remember that we’re arguing about comic books. And, I don’t know, maybe go for a nice walk, hug a stranger.