I can tell when a beer is cold by touching it. I don’t need a magic blue mountain to appear to let me know. Feels cold, probably is cold. Thanks anyway though, Coors.
ACTION SMACKDOWN!
This week: Still reeling from the clusterf#$k that was last week's smackdown, we attempt to move forward. James Bond British Superspy takes on Ash Williams of the "Evil Dead" films.
The rules are simple, and can be found HERE.
Hai Correctness Readers!
LOLsies! Some of you guys sure seem to be in a real pickle about my emotional state! Golly wonkers, it sure is nice that you are all so concerned about my lovemeter readings, but I’m as pleased as a fry in a fish hatchery these days, I assure you!
Just in case, I’ve collected a whole bunch of adorable images, and I’ve written some wholesome commentary for each one! Nothing political here, just good old fashioned warm feelings in your tummies.
A basket of puppies! If they were a basket of apples, I’d pick them for a pie- OF KISSES! Delightful.
I don’t know where you found that picture, but thank you. Thank you so very much.
spcMIKE(Quote) (Reply)
Now that I’ve had time to consider it, I think a better caption for that picture would be “Wetter than Aquaman, indeed.”
spcMIKE(Quote) (Reply)
@spcMIKE,
Slow clap starts. You magnificent bastard.
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)
Article submission:
“Superhero Smackdown – Annual Addendum – 2011 Edition – By Tomass
Aquaman’s sister defeats everyone, even Batman!
The End.”
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
@Tomass, I haven’t seen the full picture, but in the poster all I can think of is the feel of fish scales in my mouth. It is … off-putting.
deepfriedcheese(Quote) (Reply)
There is a full body shot of same that is rather…eye catching. This just worked better for the poster
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)
@Tbinns,
And you haven’t posted a link why?
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
@Tomass, I’m at work. Type in “Ashley Greene” and “Bodypaint” you’ll find it
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)