A Fisk Full of Dollars

Dear Dickhole: All I was trying to do was buy a superhero T Shirt at a comic book convention. Let me recap our conversation for you: You: (plausibly friendly) Does anyone need a hand with anything? Me: Yes, actually, I could use a hand. I don’t suppose you have any shirts in a size small? You: (turning slightly) No Man, we never do, we just never – not at the conventions. Me: Oh. I see. But you have an online store, is that right? You: (getting douchey) Yeah, but you’ll never bother me there. Me: I beg your Pardon? You: (douchier still) I said you’re never gonna bother me there Man. Me: I see… You: (getting your shovel) Yeah, cause in the last 5 years I have had, like, 2 orders for size small stuff. Me: Look, it’s okay, I’ll move on… You (digging a trench for the battle): Yeah, and you know what’s wrong with you small people?

(Note: This is a repost of the original). Dear Seth, I am a big fan of your show (note the singular there. American Dad just okay…and we will not discuss the Cleveland show.) and watch it as often as I can. You seem to be under some sort of internet backlash at the moment where [...]

It seems that Eddie Murphy, in a show of solidarity for a douchebag will no longer be hosting the Oscars. I can't say that I'm sad, especially after last years debacle. Thanks Academy, for dragging my beloved Anne Hathaway through the mud with your crappy writing and pairing her up with a stoned co-star who apparently thought he was supposed to host it ironically.