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http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:20:44 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5825 Jim: A while back here on my comedy website thing, which is highly regarded by my mom, I invited Emma Stone to enter the "Win a Date with RobbieRobTown" contest. She did not enter then, nor has she submitted an entry since I reopened the contest earlier this summer.  To be fair, Emma Stone hasn't the foggiest idea who I am, or if I am charming, homicidal, or both. So, to preface this letter without any further speculation, I am not writing this to tell you to keep your mitts offa my lady, as such a statement would be untrue, sexist, and incalculably fucktarded.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-the-incredible-hulk/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-the-incredible-hulk/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 17:23:19 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5400 Why Puny Humans no leave Hulk Reboot Alone? As part of our continuing service to you, The Correct, we continually find things for you to be in favour of. In our crazy, fast paced, webmanic society, it’s easy to miss something. Our “A Case For” series presents something (a TV show, film, Book, Band etc) that might deserve a look. Our first installment “A Case For: Farscape” was presented by one of our regular readers, and we encourage that sort of behavior. If you have something you’d like to make a case for, write it up and send it to us at admin@thecorrectness.com . See the end of the article for more info. This week, we bring you A Case for “The Incredible Hulk” Louis Letterier’s 2008 reboot, brought to you by Tbinns ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-the-incredible-hulk/feed/ 14 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/erotic-fiction-for-the-nerdy-disappointed-male/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/erotic-fiction-for-the-nerdy-disappointed-male/#comments Thu, 18 Nov 2010 03:31:14 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4344 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/erotic-fiction-for-the-nerdy-disappointed-male/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-surf-stoppers/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-surf-stoppers/#comments Thu, 16 Sep 2010 18:57:29 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4010 So you are flicking around on a lazy Sunday, just seeing what's on, kind of half watching three different shows when suddenly BLAM there it is. A movie that makes you put down the remote, despite the fact that it's on cable two or three times a week, and you have seen it countless times. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-surf-stoppers/feed/ 21 http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/my-top-ten-favourite-performances-in-a-comedy-movie/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/my-top-ten-favourite-performances-in-a-comedy-movie/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:22:25 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3849 Before we begin, I would once again like to stress and clarify that these are my FAVOURITE performances. The “Best” performances would be a different kind of debate, and would, if the AFI is to be believed, need to involve a lengthy discussion of “Some Like it Hot” a movie that I appear to be completely alone in not giving a shit about. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/my-top-ten-favourite-performances-in-a-comedy-movie/feed/ 23 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/griffin-and-the-gas-company/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/griffin-and-the-gas-company/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 02:35:24 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3182 A somewhat more ordinary correspondence...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/griffin-and-the-gas-company/feed/ 9 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/david-cross/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/david-cross/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:17:35 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=1971 Having just read David Cross's book "I Drink for a Reason" (which I recommend, by the way) I read that David Cross has a Google alert on his name ...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/david-cross/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/joss-its-time-to-leave-tv-behind/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/joss-its-time-to-leave-tv-behind/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:05:16 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=1871 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/joss-its-time-to-leave-tv-behind/feed/ 6 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/love-letters/a-love-letter-to-big-trouble-in-little-china/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/love-letters/a-love-letter-to-big-trouble-in-little-china/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:55:03 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=1811 It's been a a year or two since we were together last, but my love for you is still as strong as that day in 1986 when we first met. I loved you then, and I love you now. But it's easy to say these things. Let me tell you why I love you. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/love-letters/a-love-letter-to-big-trouble-in-little-china/feed/ 0