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http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/sally-jenkins-space-police-special-corp-major/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/sally-jenkins-space-police-special-corp-major/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:56:45 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6446 Sally Jenkins slouched back in her chair. It had been a long day, and it wasn't close to over. She had taken a lot of cheap shots on her way up the ladder, but you don't get to be a major in the Space Police Special Corps without having a thick skin. She placed her Laser Blaster Pistol Gun on the desk, and dialed up a hot drink on the drinkenator. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/sally-jenkins-space-police-special-corp-major/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:37:27 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6347     Dear Future generations,   I am flattered and deeply honored that young people, and people of many ages have come to afford me a somewhat iconic status. I do not wish to appear ungrateful, and I am glad I have been chosen as the unofficial face of revolutionary politics.   However, I feel I must tell you that I did not bust my ass fighting government forces in the stinking hot Cuban countryside so my face could be worn on the chest of every douchebag who heard a Rage Against the Machine album. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/feed/ 0 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:54:38 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6305 Dear Kellogg's: You are no doubt aware that you are the manufacturer of Frosted Flakes. If you are not aware of this fact, you should be.  I am going to presume you are, indeed, aware. Of this fact.  You guys make Frosted Flakes.  Your "Frosted Flakes", which are puffed corn of some variety or another, have the unlikely mascot of an anthropomorphic tiger, who wears a scarf for some reason. This he does, and I can only surmise, because Tony is a gang member, or possibly a barnstormer.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:25:00 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6272 It's December first...the day we are all legitimately allowed to play Christmas music and tear open that first little Advent Calendar Flap and eat the first waxy, tasteless chocolate of the season. In the spirit of the holidays, I'd like to suggest you follow @TheNorthPolar on Twitter, if you are the tweeting sort. He's a disgruntled Elf I created last year at work as a promotional project. I had so much fun with it I've decided to make it an annual thing. Here are a couple of Binky Tweets to get you started.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/feed/ 0 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/tbinns-tv/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/tbinns-tv/#comments Mon, 17 Oct 2011 22:16:14 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6087 For those who don’t know, which I have to assume is all of you because if you DID know you are taking WAY too much interest in my personal life, I am in the process of developing a half hour comedy show. I’ll spare you the painful details about how many times I’ve had to rethink the concept owing to being beaten to the punch, but I believe I’ve hit on something that works now. We’ll leave it at that. I have a producer attached, who got us a little funding to write a pilot, and then, something rather marvelous happened.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/tbinns-tv/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/so-how-much-do-i-hate-the-lou-reed-metallica-song-the-view/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/so-how-much-do-i-hate-the-lou-reed-metallica-song-the-view/#comments Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:50:35 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5982 More than I hate the TV Show "The View" and that is saying a lot. Just for the sake of context, please take a listen to as much of this as you can stand. I made it about a minute and a half in.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/so-how-much-do-i-hate-the-lou-reed-metallica-song-the-view/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:20:44 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5825 Jim: A while back here on my comedy website thing, which is highly regarded by my mom, I invited Emma Stone to enter the "Win a Date with RobbieRobTown" contest. She did not enter then, nor has she submitted an entry since I reopened the contest earlier this summer.  To be fair, Emma Stone hasn't the foggiest idea who I am, or if I am charming, homicidal, or both. So, to preface this letter without any further speculation, I am not writing this to tell you to keep your mitts offa my lady, as such a statement would be untrue, sexist, and incalculably fucktarded.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/overnerded/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/overnerded/#comments Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:16:18 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5677 I'm pretty sure I've railed about this sort of thing before, but it does seem to me that as nerds/pop culture fanatics, we seem to be getting everything we want these days. The majority of summer films for the last few years have a comic book films, or sci-fi/fantasy. I'm not so sure it's a good thing. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/overnerded/feed/ 6 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-writing/a-case-for-dollhouse/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-writing/a-case-for-dollhouse/#comments Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:31:23 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5594 This week, we bring you A Case for "Dollhouse" brought to you by Admin_Rock. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-case-for-writing/a-case-for-dollhouse/feed/ 6 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/mrs-tbinnsing-a-womans-rebuttal/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/mrs-tbinnsing-a-womans-rebuttal/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 01:45:10 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5477 by Guest Columnist and mother of my child, Mrs. Tbinns. Take it away, sweetie. Thank you. Dear Correctness, It has recently come to my attention that my husband’s handle has become a verb for posting gratuitous photos of beautiful women, often in next to nothing. To make matters worse, none of these so called lovely ladies are me,]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/mrs-tbinnsing-a-womans-rebuttal/feed/ 14