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Binky Bells… Disgruntled Elf

Tbinns — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:25:00 +0000

It's December first...the day we are all legitimately allowed to play Christmas music and tear open that first little Advent Calendar Flap and eat the first waxy, tasteless chocolate of the season. In the spirit of the holidays, I'd like to suggest you follow @TheNorthPolar on Twitter, if you are the tweeting sort. He's a disgruntled Elf I created last year at work as a promotional project. I had so much fun with it I've decided to make it an annual thing. Here are a couple of Binky Tweets to get you started.

Happy Halloween

Tbinns — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 03:48:44 +0000

From Tbinns (Hellboy) Mrs. Tbinns (Squirrel Girl FTW!!!) and Tbinns Jr. (New 52 Superman complete with jeans) Have a great one everybody!

Filling in For Tbinns

Intern_Benji — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:42:35 +0000

Okay so last Friday, at 4:30…right before the long weekend, I get a call from Tbinns, who hasn’t shown his face around the office for at least a week. It goes something like this. TBINNS: Hey Benji, what’s going on? ME: Not much, just wrapping up some stats, about to head out…what’s up?

Scott Baiowulf

Tbinns — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:38:47 +0000

The Correctness Classics Illustrated version edited by Tbinns. Illustrations by Tomass

Happy Birthday Robbie Robtown!!

Tbinns — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:46:17 +0000

It's Robbie Robtown's Birthday today. Totes! For Reals! Golly Wonkers!

Daniel…I am your Father!

Tbinns — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 20:23:07 +0000

The above photo is of myself and my new son, Daniel Harrison Binns. On the whole, fatherhood suits me. He shares many of my facial features, yet somehow he manages to make them work for him on a level that I have yet to master. What I have found in my limited time in Daddy’s chair is that the miracle of birth is not actually in birth itself. Rather it lies in the fact that this small creature does everything in its power to make you hate it, screaming, defecating, depriving you of sleep and yet it has the complete opposite effect.

The Kinect Conundrum

Tbinns — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 22:44:50 +0000

I hate to be the guy to bring this up, I really do, but there is an elephant in the room and it needs to be addressed. So here goes.

Guys in Tights and Fark Green Lights

Tbinns — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 06:10:27 +0000

A Correctness State of the Union First, a bit of history. About a year and a half ago, after some social function or another (I believe it may well have been an evening of Settlers of Catan) just as the man/boy who would become known as Robbie Robtown was heading out my front door, I said to him… “Hey, we should start an online humor magazine.”

The Correctness Glossary : Nicklebackery

Tbinns — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:16:47 +0000

A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today's Correctness Glossary term: Nicklebackery (Nikl-bak-ery) n..pl. 1.) the act of enabling or encouraging mediocrity .

A List of Possible Follow Ups to “Fuck Me Ray Bradbury”

Tbinns — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:35:16 +0000

I'm sure many of you know the video which I am referring to, if not, take a moment and have a look at this.