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		<title>Best Games of 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 22:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.thecorrectness.com/wp-content/uploads/minecraft-creeper-statue-300x233.jpg" alt="" title="minecraft-creeper-statue" width="300" height="233" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-6421" />

So Tomass rightly suggested that we run an article on our favorite games, video and otherwise. I like this suggestion a lot. Made me think long and hard about games and such, what I play and I what I don't.]]></description>
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		<title>The Brand New Magic:The Gathering Correctness Expansion Set Part Two</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/the-brand-new-magicthe-gathering-correctness-expansion-set-part-two/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/the-brand-new-magicthe-gathering-correctness-expansion-set-part-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/Magic_Card_Back.jpg" title="back" class="alignnone" width="300" height="416" />

Because the <a href="http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%E2%80%A6the-correctness-expansion/">first one </a>was so terribly popular. (I just played my Irony card +2/+2 to all snide remarks.) This time however we have included a few surprises...now you can add the members of The Correctness to your deck! Join us for the exclusive sneak preview that has Magic fans everywhere declaring "Who the fuck are the Correctness?"
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		<title>The Kinect Conundrum</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/the-kinect-conundrum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 22:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4503</guid>
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I hate to be the guy to bring this up, I really do, but there is an elephant in the room and it needs to be addressed.

So here goes.]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to K1LLR478</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/an-open-letter-to-k1llr478/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/an-open-letter-to-k1llr478/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear K1LLR478:

I'm writing you to express my distaste for how you handled our encounter in Call of Duty 4 this past Tuesday evening. Yes, I admit that you managed to sneak behind me and kill me with a single shot. However, I think it was both inappropriate and disrespectful to grind your avatar's crotch on my corpse's face, while calling me a name.

<img title="Call of Duty" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/call-of-duty-42.jpg" alt="Call of Duty Trash Talk" width="527" height="298" />

Read More]]></description>
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		<title>Legend of Zelda Movie: Don&#8217;t Get Your Hopes Up.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/legend-of-zelda-movie-dont-get-your-hopes-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/legend-of-zelda-movie-dont-get-your-hopes-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 19:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong><em>(ED: Today's article is brought to you by guest writer Victoria Banner - no relation.)</em></strong>

Legend of Zelda: The Movie.


So somewhere at one point in time someone said to me "A Legend of Zelda Movie would be awesome" I disagreed with this fact but was too busy not being sober to bring up why I whole heartedly disagreed with this fact.

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/vb3.jpg" title="Link!" class="alignnone" width="434" height="504" />
 

Well I forgot who brought up the concept, but I remembered why a legend of Zelda movie would be Terrible.
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		<title>Magic: The Gathering…The Correctness Expansion</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%e2%80%a6the-correctness-expansion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%e2%80%a6the-correctness-expansion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note (This is a repost of the original.)

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/Magic-Logo.jpg" title="Magic" class="alignnone" width="400" height="206" />

<br clear="all">

Exciting news gamers! We have a sneak preview of the upcoming MTG Correctness expansion pack! Now you can create entire decks of Correctness to amaze and dazzle your friends with. Tournament play is about to be taken to a whole new level. And by that of course we mean these are not in the least bit legal in tournaments. Or actual games. But we have put in a call about the expansion to Wizards of the Coast, and we expect to hear from them any day now.

Read More...]]></description>
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		<title>Victoria’s Trip to Rapture</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/victoria%e2%80%99s-trip-to-rapture/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/victoria%e2%80%99s-trip-to-rapture/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 04:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rapture...the made up city not the biblical thing where Mimi Rogers gives up sex for religion and boo to that I say]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[This article is not what I thought it was going to be about]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(Note: This is a repost of the original).

<em>Would you kindly read this column by Correctness Guest Correspondent <strong>Victoria Banner</strong></em>

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/bioshock-on-dvd-1260.jpg" title="Big Daddy" class="alignnone" width="639" height="399" />

So I am playing tons of Bioshock as of lately, not Bioshock 2 but Bioshock the original Game of the Year for the year of 2008. I am playing Bioshock because I am that special kind of magical broke you get when you are a student AND you work at Jubilations once a week for peanuts….yep that special magical type of broke.

Read More...]]></description>
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		<title>My Usual Thursday: DigiGen7 ArenaBattlons X.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/my-usual-thursday-digigen7-arenabattlons-x/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/television/my-usual-thursday-digigen7-arenabattlons-x/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/newbaku-300x190.jpg" title="NEWBAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" class="aligncenter" width="300" height="190" />
...“Oh no!” Said a terrified Kimura, “Hiroki has come to battle your DigiGen GI-Force BakuSushiMon, but your HamsterMon is weak from battling the KudoChan Rin Tin GunTulli Force X!”....

continued:]]></description>
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		<title>A Nerd&#8217;s Letter to Penthouse</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-nerds-letter-to-penthouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Dear Penthouse,

I calculated the odds of the letters that people write you being true, constructing a formula based on ratio of repeated incidents, and comparitive studies on similarities of writing styles, and divided it by a whole number rounded up, calculated from an overall probabilty factor based on plausibility and came to the conclusion that the letters written in your forum were specious at best, and certainly would never happen to me.
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		<title>Kingdom Hearts Conundrum</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/kingdom-hearts-conundrum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 04:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Square Enix:

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/kingdom-hearts-358-2-days-1.jpg" title="KH" class="aligncenter" width="400" height="320" />



I have a couple questions about Kingdom Hearts.

1. Why in your advertising do you pronounce "385/2 days" "three-eight-five days over two", when logically it would be "t<em>hree hundred eighty five over 2 days</em>" or even more logically "192.5 days"?]]></description>
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