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	<title>The Correctness &#187; Past Issues</title>
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	<description>Better living through smarminess.</description>
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		<title>Open Letter from Che Guevera to Future Generations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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&#160;

&#160;

Dear Future generations,

&#160;

I am flattered and deeply honored that young people, and people of many ages have come to afford me a somewhat iconic status. I do not wish to appear ungrateful, and I am glad I have been chosen as the unofficial face of revolutionary politics.

&#160;

However, I feel I must tell you that I did not bust my ass fighting government forces in  the stinking hot Cuban countryside so my face could be worn on the chest of every douchebag who heard a Rage Against the Machine album.
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		<title>Transparent Roses</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/transparent-roses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dawn Dumont]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dishes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Time Travel]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4071</guid>
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a short sketch about domesticity and time travel by Dawn Dumont

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		<title>Griffin and The Gas Company</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/griffin-and-the-gas-company/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 02:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Correctness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Future Issues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love Letters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[correspondance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Griffin and Sabine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nick Bantock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parodies of things that are way past their relevency expiry date]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pretension]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Van Painting]]></category>

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A somewhat more ordinary correspondence...]]></description>
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		<title>6 Appalling Pop Cultural Trends of the Last Decade:</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/6-appalling-pop-cultural-trends-of-the-last-decade/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/6-appalling-pop-cultural-trends-of-the-last-decade/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[6 pop cutural horrors]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Look, obviously these artists got some radio play, but they were drowned out by a sea of shit deeper than the Navy’s finest shit-sub could ever fathom.
	REO Speedwagon? Hair Metal? What Peter Cetera did to Chicago?
	Here’s one for you to remember: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Is not a good song. It is popular because it is hilarious. Don’t forget the irony built in to enjoying this song and start just enjoying it as is. It is not a good song. It is ridiculous. You like it because it is ridiculous. You might also like it because you never had to deal with it the first time around. I’m blaming you teens again....]]></description>
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		<title>The Friends of Anakin Skywalker</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/star_wars/the-friends-of-anakin-skywalker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ED: The Correctness obtained copies of these interviews, found in a box addressed to "The Correctness: A Long Time from Now, In a Galaxy Far,Far, Away".

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/vader-life-10.jpg" title="Ani!" class="aligncenter" width="500" height="329" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Look Back at the Past</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-look-back-at-the-past/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-look-back-at-the-past/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:32:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Correctness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chicken Penne]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong><em>The Correctness likes to take a pause every once in a while to look back and see what things were like, how the past gets us to where we are now. Today's installment comes from admin_rock, who brings us a sentimental look back at a time we like to call "1 to 2 pm today".</em></strong>

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		<title>The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-correctness-casting-couch-lois-lane/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-correctness-casting-couch-lois-lane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cartoons]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[A list of girls none of us have a shot with.]]></category>
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Part one of a series of articles in which the Correctness recasts some our favourite comic book heroines, and reclaims them from some performances that left...some room for improvement.  This week, we tackle Superman's REAL weakness, Ms. Lois Lane.]]></description>
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		<title>The Correctness Archives 1910 &#8211; Hand Washing is Government Propoganda</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/the-correctness-archives-1910-hand-washing-is-government-propoganda/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/the-correctness-archives-1910-hand-washing-is-government-propoganda/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Advice]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[people in the past were dumb]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Washing your hands]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<em>(ED: Today's article comes from our vast archives. This originally appeared in the July 1910 issue of The Correctness.)</em>

The Correctness is concerned about health issues, as we all are. With all this talk about Hand Washing, we've decided to get to the bottom of the issue, to help you avoid any confusion.

<strong>CLAIM: Hand Washing can kill germs that make us sick.</strong>

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/SC_handwashing.jpg" title="Handwashing" class="aligncenter" width="486" height="495" />

We're not ones to hop on a band-wagon, but there seems to be some validity to this. Earlier this year, Dr. Josephine Baker began program in New York City to educate child care workers about hygiene issues like hand washing. Opponents to her program are claiming that such measures are reducing the need for doctors and health care, and that such a thing will cause a lack of illnesses.

We decided to speak to many of these indidivuals, to hear their complaints. Here is what they had to say:]]></description>
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