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http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:40:36 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6428 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/feed/ 15 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/rrts-iffy-discovery-channel-pitch/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/rrts-iffy-discovery-channel-pitch/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:35:10 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6415 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/rrts-iffy-discovery-channel-pitch/feed/ 3 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:52:46 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6373 Linking the poll at the bottom of the article. You should be able to vote for up to 3 items. If I missed any (pulled these off Wiki), let me know, I will add. That's coming this Friday, because I said so. In the meantime, thought we'd look back at the movies of 2011, and yap about those.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/feed/ 4 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/merry-ho-ho/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/merry-ho-ho/#comments Sun, 25 Dec 2011 21:31:21 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6363 Read More]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/merry-ho-ho/feed/ 3 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-very-justice-leaguey-christmas/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-very-justice-leaguey-christmas/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:10:51 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6353 A Very Justice Leaguey Christmas! By RobbieRobTown and TBinns   It was the morning of December 24th, high above the earth on the Justice League satellite. Actually, it might technically have been December 23rd in some places - these things are tricky when you are in orbit. Business was winding down for the holiday season, and despite news that well-trained, radioactive weasels had burrowed into Lucas “Snapper” Carr’s anus and eaten him alive from the inside out, things had been quiet. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-very-justice-leaguey-christmas/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:37:27 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6347     Dear Future generations,   I am flattered and deeply honored that young people, and people of many ages have come to afford me a somewhat iconic status. I do not wish to appear ungrateful, and I am glad I have been chosen as the unofficial face of revolutionary politics.   However, I feel I must tell you that I did not bust my ass fighting government forces in the stinking hot Cuban countryside so my face could be worn on the chest of every douchebag who heard a Rage Against the Machine album. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/essays/open-letter-from-che-guevera-to-future-generations/feed/ 0 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/#comments Wed, 07 Dec 2011 04:54:38 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6305 Dear Kellogg's: You are no doubt aware that you are the manufacturer of Frosted Flakes. If you are not aware of this fact, you should be.  I am going to presume you are, indeed, aware. Of this fact.  You guys make Frosted Flakes.  Your "Frosted Flakes", which are puffed corn of some variety or another, have the unlikely mascot of an anthropomorphic tiger, who wears a scarf for some reason. This he does, and I can only surmise, because Tony is a gang member, or possibly a barnstormer.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/two-open-letters-of-complaint/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:35:24 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6288 ACTION SMACKDOWN!   This week, The Bride versus Jason Bourne in an episode we like to call: Bourne to be Mild! Let's get it on like a black lace thong!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/feed/ 10 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-pause-in-the-smackdown-to-remember/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-pause-in-the-smackdown-to-remember/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:37:12 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6193 We will post this week's chapter tomorrow. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-pause-in-the-smackdown-to-remember/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:52:38 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6175 It seems that Eddie Murphy, in a show of solidarity for a douchebag will no longer be hosting the Oscars. I can't say that I'm sad, especially after last years debacle. Thanks Academy, for dragging my beloved Anne Hathaway through the mud with your crappy writing and pairing her up with a stoned co-star who apparently thought he was supposed to host it ironically. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/feed/ 6