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http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:52:38 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6175 It seems that Eddie Murphy, in a show of solidarity for a douchebag will no longer be hosting the Oscars. I can't say that I'm sad, especially after last years debacle. Thanks Academy, for dragging my beloved Anne Hathaway through the mud with your crappy writing and pairing her up with a stoned co-star who apparently thought he was supposed to host it ironically. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/some-suggestions-for-the-now-vacant-oscar-hosting-job/feed/ 6 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/#comments Fri, 26 Aug 2011 04:20:44 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5825 Jim: A while back here on my comedy website thing, which is highly regarded by my mom, I invited Emma Stone to enter the "Win a Date with RobbieRobTown" contest. She did not enter then, nor has she submitted an entry since I reopened the contest earlier this summer.  To be fair, Emma Stone hasn't the foggiest idea who I am, or if I am charming, homicidal, or both. So, to preface this letter without any further speculation, I am not writing this to tell you to keep your mitts offa my lady, as such a statement would be untrue, sexist, and incalculably fucktarded.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/an-open-letter-to-jim-carrey-in-regards-to-emma-stone-who-as-yet-has-not-entered-the-contest-to-win-a-date-with-me/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/7-tips-for-going-green/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/7-tips-for-going-green/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 16:19:47 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=5328 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/7-tips-for-going-green/feed/ 9 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-on-sports/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-on-sports/#comments Wed, 26 Jan 2011 04:58:55 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4656 The Correctness on Sports: Contrary to popular belief, we here at The Correctness are huge sports fans. Because of our unerring expertise, we are frequently bombarded with sports related questions. How does one pole vault one’s shotput? Is Hachidan Kiritsu illegal in Anbo Jitsu, just as Will Riker claims it is? What are the consequences of a ground rule double in quidditch? ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-on-sports/feed/ 5 http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/thoughts-on-star-wars/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/thoughts-on-star-wars/#comments Wed, 29 Dec 2010 22:51:22 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4581 http://www.thecorrectness.com/advice/thoughts-on-star-wars/feed/ 0 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/lose-50-pounds-in-a-month-the-correctness-way/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/lose-50-pounds-in-a-month-the-correctness-way/#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2010 21:19:37 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4549 A new book by Tim Ferriss, "The Four Hour Body", claims to show you how to shed all that unwanted fat by doing things like eating after you wake up, putting icepacks on your neck, and taking cold showers. It also will show you how to prevent fat gain while bingeing, how to increase fat-loss 300% with a few bags of ice and how Tim gained 34 pounds of muscle in 28 days, without steroids, and in four hours of total gym time. Now you can unlock the secrets of the Correctness Weight Loss program!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/lose-50-pounds-in-a-month-the-correctness-way/feed/ 4 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/hope-sandwich-eat-pray-love-eat-again/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/hope-sandwich-eat-pray-love-eat-again/#comments Thu, 11 Nov 2010 08:28:11 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4306 She stood in the kitchen, looking out across the expanse of the distant jungle valley as the sun rose. Untold millions of dew drops reflected the red glow of a dawn. Time stopped, and ever so slowly, all of her pain, her hatred, her failures began to evaporate just as the mist in the valley floor did. Through the panoramic windows of her incalculably expensive tropical mountain escape, the light from the sun was reaching her, it felt today, for the first time. Today, there was finally purpose, a reason to go on. For the first time in a decade, she awoke to hope. Hope, a feeling she had come to distrust. Had it not been hope that broken her heart? Had it not been hope that had led her to wait for love to seek her out, and not the other way around?]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/hope-sandwich-eat-pray-love-eat-again/feed/ 5 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/smackdown-awesome-undercard-batman-vs-bacon/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/smackdown-awesome-undercard-batman-vs-bacon/#comments Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:01:03 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4174 Meme this, suckers! It's Batman vs. Bacon! Batman! Scourge of Gotham's criminals! Batman! Brilliant single-minded vigilante! Batman! Nananananananana, etc! Nothing is more powerful than The Dark Knight! Except for Bacon, you mouth-breathing primitives. BACON!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/smackdown-awesome-undercard-batman-vs-bacon/feed/ 7 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-super-handy-slur-to-use-on-white-males/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-super-handy-slur-to-use-on-white-males/#comments Tue, 21 Sep 2010 05:29:38 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=4047 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/a-super-handy-slur-to-use-on-white-males/feed/ 10 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/10-really-obnoxious-things-to-say-before-you-fart/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/10-really-obnoxious-things-to-say-before-you-fart/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:42:06 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3971 I'm going to be a father soon and I am keenly aware of the many responsibilities that entails, including enriching the life of my son or daughter. Striving every day to make certain they have a better quality of life than I did, while at the same time being careful not to raise them with a sense of entitlement. That's why "Pull My Finger" is simply not good enough for my child.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/10-really-obnoxious-things-to-say-before-you-fart/feed/ 4