POLL RESULTS: Stop!
This week’s poll was the most contested one yet. A photo finish, with no clear majority in sight.

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A Critique of Celebrity Tweets, and Primarily Justin Bieber:

Recently due to a scheduling snafu, I missed out on an opportunity to give a public reading of the most hateful literature I could find. First, I recommend if you are in the Vancouver area you check out the “Say Wha?” show on June 8th, but in the meantime, I have located the motherload: The immensely compelling world of celebrity tweets, and specifically the genre-defining work of Justin Bieber.
Happy Birthday Star Wars!

It is May 25th, the 33rd anniversary of the release of Star Wars, and in celebration of this momentous occasion…we are posting links to stuff we’ve already written.
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK DAY- June 15, 2010

June 15 is “I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!” day.
ON JuNe 15th everybOdy on the FUcking planet is going to change their facebook status to say “I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!”. because I goddamn said so.