An Open Letter to LinkedIn
Dear Linkedin: First off, congratulations, it’s “open Letter” week here at The Correctness. Way to make the rant list! Now then: I understand you are a social networking site of some kind. I understand that such things are important. People need them for things and stuff, and to date businesses and poke plenty of fish. Social networking also helps us maintain pointless and chilly friendships by “liking” something. By the way,...
Open Letter To Seth McFarlane
(Note: This is a repost of the original). Dear Seth, I am a big fan of your show (note the singular there. American Dad just okay…and we will not discuss the Cleveland show.) and watch it as often as I can. You seem to be under some sort of internet backlash at the moment where it has become cool to hate Family Guy. Sometimes when South Park says “Jump” internet losers like me will say “How high?”. But I have always defended you. But...
Supervillain Smackdown 3: Magneto vs. Sinestro
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!!
The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on.
THIS WEEK: Sinestro vs Magneto. For our purposes, Sinestro has yet to become some weird White Lantern, and Magneto is his normal self, but speaks in Ian McKellan’s voice, cuz that’s pretty badass.
Too Old for this Shit: The Diary of an Eldery Nerd
(Note: This is a repost of the original). I believe the topic of aging has been brought up in this forum before. I myself turned 40 in October. I don’t feel aged. Apart from my asthma. Oh, and arthritic and gout ridden feet. and my back issues. But apart from that I am spry as can be. On the way into work today, I stopped at a pedestrian crossing where a very attractive young lady in an extraordinarily tight shirt was crossing in...
Smackdown: AWESOME UNDERCARD! Daedalus vs. Gargamel vs. Gamera
We here at The Correctness have listened to our fans, and we know we couldn’t design a superhero or supervillain smackdown to please everyone. In fact, we couldn’t design an article to please everyone, and I particularly can’t please anyone with anything for any reason. Mind you, somebody decided to make the film “Extreme Ops”, so I don’t know how any human could be pleased with that either.
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