Superhero Smackdown Week 6 – Batman vs Rorschach

Posted By The Correctness on Sep 18, 2009 | 6 comments

Superhero Smackdown!
Friday Night Fight!
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome.

This week Batman vs Rorschach. (Ed: For our purposes, Bruce Wayne is The Batman.)

Status Quotes: The Best of Cam Ashcroft

Posted By Tbinns on Sep 17, 2009 | 5 comments

Michelangelo used paint and marble. Escher used Pencils. Andy Kaufman used confused looks and a sense of simmering anger. The dad in A Christmas Story used swearing. Cam Ashcroft’s chosen medium is the Facebook Status update. The Correctness proudly presents a brief sample Ashcroftian wit for you to enjoy.

Meanwhile, in the Library

Posted By Tbinns on Sep 15, 2009 | 1 comment

An after dinner aperitif

by Tony Binns

The Green Lantern Origin Story Retraction and Lament

Posted By RobbieRobTown on Sep 14, 2009 | 4 comments

Dearest Correctness Readers:

Some time ago, I made a comment suggesting that the origin of the Green Lantern involved him being bitten by a radioactive lantern.

Obviously, this is not true. I would like to print this correction.

Superhero Smackdown Week 5: Spawn vs. Wolverine

Posted By The Correctness on Sep 11, 2009 | 15 comments

Superhero Smackdown!
Friday Night Fight!
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome.