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Supervillain Smackdown 1: The Joker vs Green Goblin Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8...

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Super Villain Smackdown: The Brackets, The Rules Here it is, at long last. The eight contestants in the Supervillain Smackdown. Johnny, tell us who is in the tournament, won’t you? JOHNNY ANNOUNCERMAN: Sure thing Tony, week one sees the Clown...

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Fashion Affliction I recently spent a weekend at the West Edmonton Mall, home of various lemurs, waterslides, and aging amusement park rides. While each of those things is worthy of much attention, the thing that was consistently...

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Music That Makes Me Instantly Happy You know those mornings where you wake up and the sun is shining, the birds are singing, everyone walks with a spring in their step and a smile, and you would STILL punch a girl scout in the throat...

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Super Villain Smackdown: The Brackets, The Rules

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Comics, Correctness, Superhero Smackdown, Writing | Posted on 11-03-2010

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It’s on. Click for details.

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Fashion Affliction

Posted by admin_rock | Posted in Advice, Correctness | Posted on 10-03-2010

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admin_rock takes a look at Men’s “fashion”, calls out the Ed Hardy wearing douchebags, and mocks your tatoo. YES, even yours.

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Music That Makes Me Instantly Happy

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Correctness, Music | Posted on 10-03-2010

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You know those mornings where you wake up and the sun is shining, the birds are singing, everyone walks with a spring in their step and a smile, and you would STILL punch a girl scout in the throat if she tried to sell you some cookies?

Some days you can’t help it, no matter what the day is shaping up like, you are in a bad mood. You just want to scream at everyone, be belligerent to people, and call them idiots if they don’t agree with every little thing you say. If you are not Bill O’Reilly, who makes a living out of being a complete and utter jack ass this is generally considered unacceptable behavior. So what can you do?

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University Protest Conundrum

Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Advice, Correctness | Posted on 08-03-2010

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Recently, the provincial government announced plans to increase university tuitions by 1.5%.
I am a Canadian, and in a medium-expensive program so 1.5% of my total annual tuition is $90.
Appalled by the government’s fascistic money-grab, Our Student’s Union recommended all of us students take a weekend out of our lives, go away from homework and theses, [...]

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Office Motivation

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Motivations, Television | Posted on 05-03-2010

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How I know “The Secret” is Bullshit

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Books, Correctness | Posted on 04-03-2010

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Some people I know who are into spiritualism, which is the practice of inexplicably believing anything you are told by some jackass who wrote a book, swear by “The Secret” The central idea, I’m told, is that if you think of something hard enough, and want it enough, it will in fact happen.

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Magic: The Gathering…The Correctness Expansion

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Correctness, Gaming | Posted on 02-03-2010

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Exciting news gamers! We have a sneak preview of the upcoming MTG Correctness expansion pack! Now you can create entire decks of Correctness to amaze and dazzle your friends with.

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Goodnight, Hobo.

Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Cartoons, Correctness | Posted on 28-02-2010

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If John Krasinsky DOES play Captain America

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Comics, Correctness, Writing | Posted on 26-02-2010

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The rumor recently broke that John Krasinski of the Office is on a short list to play Cap in the upcoming Captain America movie. I never really thought of him as the type. I’m guessing they will have to make a few script changes. Changes like this, for instance.

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Victoria’s Trip to Rapture

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Correctness, Gaming | Posted on 24-02-2010

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Would you kindly read this column by Correctness Guest Correspondent Victoria Banner

So I am playing tons of Bioshock as of lately, not Bioshock 2 but Bioshock the original Game of the Year for the year of 2008. I am playing Bioshock because I am that special kind of magical broke you get when you are a student AND you work at Jubilations once a week for peanuts….yep that special magical type of broke. I am also playing Bioshock because I never beat it when I first rented it, *GASP* say you? I know crazy shit….but Bioshock scares the ever loving crap out of me.

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