Posted by The Correctness | Posted in Correctness, Movies, Star Wars | Posted on 08-02-2010
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With this article, we embark on a bold new task: Correct that which needs Correcting. To that end, we focus today on the most reviled of the Star Wars films: Episode I, The Phantom Menace.
This task is not an easy one, for there is much that needs fixing.

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Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 06-02-2010
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Starting Monday, The Correctness will bring you 7 days of brief posts on how much I hate Valentine’s day.
Look forward to such comments as “Commercialism aside, Valentine’s Day also sucks because love does not exist”.
Zing! Pow! Stay Tuned!
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Posted by admin_rock | Posted in Correctness, Music, Music Reviews | Posted on 06-02-2010
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The Correctness has been lax in it’s duty to our readers lately. We’ve been ignoring your need for some serious literary discussion and parsing of ludicrous pop songs. In order to alleviate this, we present an in-depth look at a song by a woman with a dollar sign in her name.

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
A bold beginning, bringing the listener straight into the action….
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Dear 24:
I never thought we’d get to the place where I would have to do this, but I’m breaking up with you. It shouldn’t come as much of a shock, we’ve barely seen each other in the last year or so, and neither of us seem every interested in staying together. Between my lackluster interest in you, and your refusal to change, or try anything other than the same old tired tricks, well, it’s inevitable.

When we first got together, I was in awe of you. Your smart, choppy style, your boundary pushing narrative devices, the way you showed me what everyone was doing the last few seconds of each hour.
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Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Correctness, Television | Posted on 04-02-2010
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Sure, it’s easy to blame NBC for being complete idiots, and always trying to keep all the talent, even in circumstances that clearly never work. You might be inclined to blame Jay Leno for not just stepping down like he said he would, or refusing to take the Tonight Show. You could even blame Conan, if you ignored Jay’s impassioned plea and were that way inclined. (I am not) I mean after all, he left of his own volition, because he didn’t want to move to 12:05. (Coughcoughintegritycoughcough)
But I think there is a far more sinister force at work here. I have zoomed in on exactly who is at fault for Conan O Brien getting the shaft….
It’s this man….
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Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Correctness, Writing | Posted on 04-02-2010
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by Correctness Guest Correspondent Trevor Campbell

For generations now Man has looked to the seemingly cute & innocent Groundhog to forecast the coming Spring for us, but we have never asked ourselves, at what cost? Have we sold our souls to these little burrowing devils? We all know the tradition, every year on February 2nd citizens of cities, towns & villages alike gather around the hole that leads to the home of their friendly loveable little weather predicting Groundhog. The lazy little dirt-Sloth then waddles out and if he does not see his shadow we can look forward to an early Spring. However, if he does sees his shadow we are doomed to six more weeks of Winter. What powers of prognostication his little earth-Weasel has. And what power over our springtime hopes and dreams we have given them.
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Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Movies | Posted on 02-02-2010
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cough cough BESTSUPPORTINGACTOR cough cough.
Oh, excuse me I’m sorry. Something stuck in my craw, I think…oh..wait
cough coughBESTSCREENPLAYcough cough cough
There, that’s better.
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Posted by admin_rock | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 30-01-2010
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The Correctness was very pleased to appear on The Roger Kingkade Podcast. Roger is a very funny host, and we enjoy his show very much. The Correct thing to do is to not only listen to this episode, but also to subscribe.
Memes!
Archie!
David Caruso!
What we really know about comics!

Feast your ears on the dulcet tones of outrage!
Roger’s Website is here.
Download the Podcast from itunes (or on Roger’s site!)
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Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 27-01-2010
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Oh hey guys.
I was just thinking, you know what would be sweet?
How about instead of 5 blades that dull as soon as I glance at them, you concentrate on providing me 1 blade that is sharp? Or, how about instead of a lubricating strip, you provide me one blade that stays sharp? Or how about [...]
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